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Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

🩷 Angelica🩷

MY 4 little kittens

The image displays four kittens huddled together. One kitten is black and blends in with the dark background, two tabby kittens are visible, and the fourth kitten is partially hidden behind the others. Text written on the image is '4 Kittys'.

Winnie

This Jake

A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".

LoserIsPro

The image shows four panels, each with a different reaction to a prank. The first panel shows the teacher, the second shows the smart kid who just wanted to learn, the third shows the friends, and the fourth shows the prankster. The text reads: "Teacher: How do I turn up the volume? Me: Press alt + f4. Teacher:*gets disconnected*. Teacher. The smart kid who just wanted to learn. My friends. The rest of the class. Me. They love me."

Daddy dick

FAKE but funny

A burger-shaped balloon with the text 'The US prepares to deploy its own spy balloon to China in retaliation.'

PurplePanda

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

King bob

The image shows a classroom setting with cartoon versions of Spongebob in a caveman style and Squidward in the background. The text on the image says "The entire class when there's a sub."

Takoyakii

Shrimp posture

The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows six different anime and cartoon characters representing different types of students during an exam. Top left: A student intensely writing at a desk. Top right: A student looking confused. Middle left: A student throwing papers in the air with the text 'RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!'. Middle right: A student looking indifferent. Bottom left: A student looking confident with a smirk. Bottom right: Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants with the text 'FUCK IT'

Anonymous

Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.

The image is a six-panel cartoon depicting a couple sitting at a desk with a laptop. In the first panel, the woman is asking the man for help. The man then helps her. Then the woman asks him to come closer again. Finally, the man hugs her while she is using her laptop. The text bubbles say: "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?", "HERE... DONE!", "CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN?" and "BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows stick figures representing different couples. The text says "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The couples include same-sex partners and a couple with a pet.

Heroin Monkey

The image is split in two, the left side shows Alec Baldwin in a white t-shirt with the olympic rings holding a handgun. The right side shows Alec Baldwin wearing a USA jacket and three medals. Text at the bottom reads: "Alec Baldwin Wins Gold Medal But Then Accidentally Shoots 3 Judges & A Spectator." Text on the image also says "MADHOUSE MAGAZINE" and "See more Memes at MadhouseMagazine.com".

arsonisfun

me when rapboat

A cartoon image of Dora the Explorer with a sunset and ocean background. The text says, "sometimes bullying is okay!"

Toast ツ

A black T-shirt with a skeleton wearing red sunglasses holding a piece of garlic bread. Above the image, it says "go thrifting that's where the heat is" and "the heat:"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, Godzilla and King Kong are fighting on a ship. Above them, the text reads "People making political memes" and "People making wholesome memes". In the second panel, Godzilla and King Kong are still fighting, but in the foreground, a doge points a golden beam at them and the text next to the doge reads "Me just shit posting".

Lostin Flowers

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

Wade

The image shows four panels from the movie The Sixth Sense. In the first panel, a young boy is looking afraid and the text reads 'I SEE DEADPOOL'. The second panel shows a man talking to the boy, and the text reads 'YOU MEAN 'DEAD PEOPLE''. In the third panel, the boy is saying 'NO, DEADPOOL. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.' The fourth panel shows Deadpool standing behind the man.

Anonymous

Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here

The image displays "WTF SEX FACTS#" in large, bold, red letters at the top, followed by the statement "Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%."

#LionGirl®

The image shows three panels. The first panel shows Voldemort with the text "Voldemort: Avada Kedavra". The second panel shows Harry Potter holding up an Uno reverse card, with the text "Harry: Uno Reverse Card". The third panel shows Voldemort looking surprised or shocked.

Walter White

Anime memes replaced by breaking bad

The image shows four similar pictures of Walter White, labeled 'Me', 'My sister', 'My Mother', and 'My Dad' respectively, at the top. A fifth picture is shown below with the label 'My stepsister'. The text above the pictures says: '*When my sister catches me watching porn*'.

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