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Ghost

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

The image shows a screenshot from a mobile game or a similar app. The user has to make a choice. On the left side, there is a toilet with a ghost sitting on it. On the right side, behind an open door, the head of Quagmire (from Family Guy) is visible. At the bottom of the screen, there are two choices:
"Ghost toilet."
"Quagmire toilet."

Translation

pande · 2 years ago

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

Pilot

~{マイロ}~ · 2 months ago

A pilot in full flight gear, including a helmet and mask, is seated inside a fighter jet cockpit. The text overlay says: "when you get a 🦴er while taking a shi so you grab it and pretend ur piloting a bomber and dropping nukes in the toilet".

Name

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Facebook comments section. Kerri Thorpe comments, "This is actually a disgusting video, my sons names jaxx and regardless of what others think of it he loves his name. Gosh imagine making this video while pregnant also, embarrassing." Natalie Anne Forde replies, "Jax means toilet here in ireland 🇮🇪".

Aim

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

where do you aim

A top-down view of a toilet bowl with a grid overlaid on it. The grid is labeled with letters A-J along the top and numbers 1-10 along the left.

Skull

Big Jim · 7 months ago

… none of the above..

Two skull-shaped bathroom fixtures are shown side-by-side. On the left is a white toilet shaped like a skull, with the text "Spooky dookie?". On the right is a white urinal also shaped like a skull, with the text "Or... Creepy peepee".

Diarrhea

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

Kitten

mr stupid idiot · 3 years ago

free him

An orange kitten is sitting in a white toilet bowl.

People

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

Pee

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a meme with text above a photo of soccer player Mbappe yelling. Text: "Mfs at school getting ready to pee on the floor." Below Mbappe is the text "@zendy.bo." At the top of the image are flags and the score, "ARG 2-2 FRA."

School

THE ALPHA WOLF · 1 year ago

A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

Flush

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"

Kiss

H3LL0_K1TTY · 2 years ago

Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭

A woman is shown lying on her back with her arms above her head. Above her image are the words "AUSTRALIAN KISS" followed by "EQUALS AN UPSTAIRS MIX... TOILET BOWL BALLSUCKER".

Stone

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows a close-up of a rustic stone toilet with a hole in the center, with grass visible through the hole. Above it reads: "J-Cole's Toilet. Too Humble."

Skibidi Toilet

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

Just the Fact that this exists

The image shows several boxes of "Skibidi Toilet" toys. The packaging features a cartoon image of a man's head inside a toilet. One box is held in a hand and reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY COLLECTOR FIGURE, SERIES ONE, 1 FIGURE." Another box reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY SURPRISE TOILET SERIES ONE". The packaging also includes the text "MYSTERY SURPRISES INSIDE" and "TRY ME" plus warning text. The items are displayed in what looks like a retail store.

Dollar

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A very dirty and damaged toilet is shown for sale. The text reads: "Used and abused toilet $15 Listed over a week ago in Buffalo, MN."

Horse

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

A digitally rendered image shows a horse-headed figure sitting on a toilet with a newspaper in hand. The figure has a human body and large feet, and is positioned on a toilet seat on what appears to be a street or pathway. Pink flowered trees are in the background.

Plan

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

Bathroom

DIANEE · 1 year ago

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

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