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Heroin Monkey

A glass with baked beans, a cocktail umbrella and a sausage as decoration. The text says: "Days like this call for a beana colada".

Thoughtless

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

CallMeLyxi

Make a context that would make 'no homo' fit this image

Two men are kissing in front of a store with a rainbow flag. One man is wearing a blue shirt and holding a drink. The other man has a mint green shirt.

DAP ME UP

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

Heroin Monkey

A quiz titled "Quiz - Do I Have Autism" asking the user to "Take this 2 minute quiz and find out if you have the most common signs." above an arrow pointing right.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."

Heroin Monkey

The image is composed of three frames. The first shows a police officer asking a driver "CAN I SEE YOUR I.D.?". The driver is replying "NO SIR. I'M shidding". The second frame shows a man looking angry with the text "AS IN DEFECATING THROUGH A SUNROOF". The last frame shows a yellow car, with three circled faces superimposed: Two of them are over the roof and the one in the bottom right is on the street. The text at the bottom says "DEFECATE".

Heroin Monkey

A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."

Anonymous

The image shows two maps, one of Oman and one of Yemen. Above the map of Oman is written: "Using the Drake format". Above the map of Yemen is written: "Using whatever this is".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

big [fire] balls

The image displays a table with three text fields, each describing a different state of Allison Eckhart. The first one describes her as an extradimensional being, the second as an agent, and the third as a comatose being. All three texts use complicated and formal language to describe Allison Eckhart.

MATTIX

A car is on the freeway, taken from the perspective of the car behind it. A text overlay says: "This guy cut me off on the freeway today. I'm not even mad."

Anonymous

A yellow emoji with a simple smile and eyes, expressing ambiguity. The text reads: "I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill you? Is it tired of ur shit? U never know."

countryhumans memes

sorry my name is like this but its true

A body pillow with an anime-style girl in a school uniform. The character has dark hair, and is depicted twice.

HELLO1

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a bed with two pillows with the face of young Sheldon Cooper. In front of it is a picture of young Sheldon raising a finger. The text says: "This is where the magic happens. #bazinga"

Heroin Monkey

A still from the "Saw" movies, showing John Kramer aka Jigsaw, wearing a dark robe with a red inside. The image has the following text: "Remember when you accidentally stepped on a bug 30 years ago? In two minutes this hot lead will fill your urethra."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".

rapboat

The image shows a screenshot of a post with text saying "fuck the kendrick response, this is what the people want." Below that is a music album art for "Honestly, Nevermind" by Drake with a handwritten "2" after the title and "2024" written over the original year of the album.

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