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School

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

Mango

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.

Hair

15 views · ~MACKEN~ · 1 year ago

A bald man is featured with the text "the urge to pull this cute hairstyle when my hair keeps testing me."

Meme

35 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

Halloween

39 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.

Internet slang

35 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

Is this tuff in 2023?

A birthday party setting featuring a black banner strung across a white window, reading "THIS SKIBIDI RIZZLER IS 8 NO CAP". On a white table below the banner, there is a white cake stand holding several cupcakes with blue and green frosting. One cupcake has a black topper that reads "BRUH I'M 8". Two chairs with woven backs are partially visible at the table.

Otter

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Sewer

51 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

Friend

14 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Sigma

34 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Chair

34 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows a Twitter post with a photo of a damaged gaming chair. The poster wonders if the wear is normal, jokingly suggesting that their roommate's rear end might have teeth.

Portal

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Image shows Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and pointing, emerging from a noose. A speech bubble says: "Hey! C'mon, dude! Portal's this way!"

Player

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sign attached to a brick wall reads: "Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed."

Species

18 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Market

105 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Cigarette

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person holds an ashtray full of cigarettes in one hand, a coffee mug in the other and a pink fishing rod is placed on the right. Text overlay reads: "Almost forgot this is the whole point."

Elf

49 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A Twitter (now X) post from user Pol Atreides (@Aliathewhite) which reads: 'This is like : Elves / Orcs'. Below this tweet is an older tweet from the same user, linking to 'x.com/BeatAntiWhitis...' and displaying two side-by-side images of women. The left image shows a fair-skinned woman with freckles and natural features. The right image is a mugshot of a dark-skinned woman with elaborate 'baby hair' styling, heavy makeup, long eyelashes, green contact lenses, and a lip piercing.

Infidelity

178 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".

Strawberry

207 views · Anonymous · 3 months ago

oh no

A four-panel comic strip featuring an anthropomorphic strawberry character named Cosmo. In the first panel, Cosmo is drinking from a cup, and the text says "cosmo has good taste in soda". In the second panel, he asks "what flavor is this?". The third panel shows the cup label with an image of a strawberry and the word "lemonade". The final panel shows Cosmo's horrified facial expression as he realizes he is consuming strawberry-flavored drink.

Cat

283 views · Marshmallow · 2 months ago

This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.

A screenshot from what appears to be the game Roblox, featuring a calico cat with its eyes closed as it is being sprayed in the face with a cartoon green spray bottle. In the upper right corner, a small notification window displays the name 'Hedgehog120215'. Various game UI elements like the Roblox menu icon and a jump button are visible on the screen.

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