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Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Public

A yellow emoji face with wide, slightly anxious eyes, a wide open mouth, and eyebrows raised in mild confusion. Next to the face, a yellow hand is shown making a gesture where the index and middle fingers are crossed, with curved lines indicating motion. Text below the image reads 'watching gay porn in public but doing this the entire time so people know I'm straight.'. There is a Shutterstock watermark.

Agent

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Butt

A close-up of a green buttock with two bones sticking out of it. The text on top reads, "You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this."

Kid

A cartoon scene shows Perry the Platypus wielding a lightsaber against Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who is also wielding a lightsaber. The text above reads: "Gonna tell my kids this was Yoda VS Count Dooku"

Crossover

WTF is this 💀

A digital art piece of a crossover between Family Guy and Dragon Ball Z. The characters are drawn in the Family Guy style. Peter Griffin is depicted as Goku, Lois Griffin as Bulma, Chris Griffin as Gohan, Stewie Griffin as Krillin, Brian Griffin as Piccolo, Cleveland Brown as Mr. Popo, Joe Swanson as Tien, Quagmire as Vegeta, and Herbert as Master Roshi. They are all posing in front of the typical Dragon Ball Z landscape with rocky mountains and a blue sky.

Number

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Shit

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

Duck

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

Election

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Human

i might die so i definitely will be doing this

The image shows a small, isolated house built on a rock in the middle of a body of water. The text reads, "When you're done with humans".

Pronoun

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

Basement

The image shows a man with short brown hair and a mustache, wearing a red hoodie, standing in front of a basement staircase. The text on the image reads: "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

Party

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Party

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Outside

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

Meme

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

Mugshot

This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot

Room

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

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