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Pee

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

Programming

Tom · 3 years ago

Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?

A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic fox character with orange and white fur, wearing programming socks, arm warmers, and green underwear while sitting and using a pink laptop. The text on the image says "PROGRAMMING SOCKS", "ARM WARMERS", and "YEAH, IT'S CODING TIME".

Weapon

Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

found this on google

A black monster with many eyes and a wide grin is in the center of the image. The image is framed by a Youtube video overlay showing title "10 Banned Weapons Too Brutal For War", 3.8M views, like, share and download buttons and the video time stamp 8:32.

Dog

Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this 😂🤨😆

An image of a dog looking directly at the camera, with the text: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Word

Erichh · 3 years ago

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

German

Erichh · 3 years ago

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Teacher

Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

Like if you can relate

A cartoon of a blue cat-like character sitting at a desk with a stern face. Above it says "when your teacher is happy about something" and below it says "I think we all know where this is going."

Doctor

Anonymous · 3 years ago

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

Treat

Anonymous · 3 years ago

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Girlfriend

Anonymous · 3 years ago

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

Meme

The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

Teacher

𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 · 3 years ago

This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with a big smile and arms up in the air. Above him the text reads, "When the teacher calls on the special Ed kid."

Party

Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Client

Anonymous · 3 years ago

guess who this is i know

The image shows a man with dark hair and a mustache, wearing a red jacket and red sunglasses, lounging back on a couch. Text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Text below the image says "Respond: I got clients that pay more".

Alien

Anonymous · 3 years ago

haha this is so funny

The image shows a man with disheveled hair and a slightly bewildered expression. The text above his head says, "I KNOW ALIENS EXIST" and below, "BUT WHAT IS A HAIR BRUSH MAN?"

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

someone play with this kitten he looks so adorable

A close-up shot of a tabby kitten lying on its back on a plaid blanket. A finger gently pets its belly. The kitten has large blue eyes, cute whiskers, and soft fur.

Cat

Anonymous · 3 years ago

this is funny

Week

Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I never knew this 😶

A yellow minion with big eyes and an open mouth, looking surprised. On the left, the text says, "It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF." In the lower right corner, in a black box, it says, "GOOD MORNING!"

Cat

Anonymous · 3 years ago

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

A small orange kitten is sleeping on a light colored surface. A tiny yellow chick is cuddling up against the cat's face.

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

this is sooo cute like this pic if you like this kitten

A white kitten with big eyes is wearing a white knit hat with ears.