New Theses Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Deadpool

148 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Probably the black guy

The image shows six panels. The first panel shows the face of Kylo Ren with a red lightsaber. The second panel shows Rey with a lightsaber. The third panel shows Leia Organa. The fourth panel shows Finn with a blue lightsaber. The fifth panel shows Han Solo with a blaster. The sixth panel shows Deadpool, next to a Chimichanga snack. Underneath, there is text: One of these things are not like the other.

Rule

7 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Sweet bro

5 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

Sneaker

1 view · GG Miller · 2 years ago

Are these real or fake

A pink and white high-top sneaker with laces on a gray background.

Kid

3 views · 🩷 Savanna💯 · 2 years ago

the little kids these Days

Two cartoon characters with wide eyes and surprised facial expressions. They appear to be running with one character piggybacking on the other. The background is black and has a few floating snowflakes above the character's heads.

Pet

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

Penguin

47 views · randomone · 2 years ago

Let's learn arabic!

The image shows a two-panel meme with text. In the first panel, a penguin holds a lit match next to a round object with a fuse and says, "Kaboom?". In the second panel, three other penguins look at him. One replies, "Yes Rico, kaboom". The text above the panels reads, "how arabic is taught is what these penguins will demonstrate."

Fursuit

15 views · Fellow · 2 years ago

The image shows a grid of four pictures. The first picture is of a red hydrant box secured by metal railings. The text on the hydrant is in Chinese and English: "消防栓" and "HYDRANT". The second is of a black railing balcony with no entrance to it. The third picture is of a gray furry creature with a tear on its cheek. The last is a picture of a plate with silverware including a spoon, fork, and knife with rope handles.

Difference

14 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows two cartoon characters side by side. On the left is Caillou wearing a green cape, and on the right is Saitama, or One Punch Man, wearing a white cape. The text above them says, "Did you see any difference between these two?"

Answer

summting wong · 2 years ago

What are these wrong answers only

A picture of two skyscrapers at night.

Test answer

148 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Eye

17 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

Masturbation

233 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.

Cinderella

67 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

Teacher

43 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Huh, school really is different these days.

An image with an acronym. 'N' stands for 'never', 'U' stands for 'underestimate', and 'T' stands for 'teachers'. Below, the acronym 'N.U.T.' reads 'all over your school!' To the right is a drawing of a nut.

Boy

19 views · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

Student

21 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows six different anime and cartoon characters representing different types of students during an exam. Top left: A student intensely writing at a desk. Top right: A student looking confused. Middle left: A student throwing papers in the air with the text 'RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!'. Middle right: A student looking indifferent. Bottom left: A student looking confident with a smirk. Bottom right: Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants with the text 'FUCK IT'

Room

6 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

School

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

found these in my school

Three decorative birdcages are hanging from chains. Two white birds are sitting in two of the cages.

School

31 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."