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✨Jassy✨

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

urfavvirgo

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

Anonymous

guess who this is

The image shows a man with glasses, a small beard and a red jacket reclining on a red couch. The text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Below the image, it says, "Respond: I got clients that pay more."

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Jazzy💕

DOES ANYBODY ELSE
HAVE A VOICE IN THEIR
HEAD THAT
REPEATS,
BUTCHER AND INCINERATE
THE JEWISH CHILDREN !!!
NO?
JUST ME?
HMM... ODD.

MEME LORD

my father rubbing
his d*ck on my face
thinking that im
asleep
@retardeadmer
[im pretending ]

Heroin Monkey

63 0060
Romeo & Juliet
is not a love story.
It's a 3-day
relationship between
a 13yr old and a
17yr old that caused
6 deaths.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who
Actually Read It

Heroin Monkey

When the FBI kicks down your door
while you beating your meat to the 500
terabytes of polygender midget furry
austismic monkey porn that you stole
+Kaylie D
My time has come

Hollow Knight Beater

LOL only HK fans get it

A character with a white mask and a dark cloak is thinking. There is the text “just found out about the infection, dang that stuff sucks” on the image.

captainbutt6305

✈️🏢🏢

A meme with the text "When you go outside and you smell that ZAZA." below it is the face of Ryan Gosling. The image has some blur.

Hollow Knight Beater

HK fans get only

A two-panel cartoon shows a yoga instructor and a student. The instructor is a tall, black-and-white, bug-like creature with long arms, sitting cross-legged on a colored mat. The student is a shorter, similar creature. A speech bubble above them reads "...and release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind..." The second panel shows the student releasing loud, dark, chaotic energy.

kanade otonokoji

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a panel from a comic book with a blue BIONICLE character with a gold mask exclaiming, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE...?!" Above the image, it says, "When people on me_irl complain they want more BIONICLE™ memes but you make one and it only gets three upvotes."

ohio nugget

the one kid in your class that eats super loud

A cartoon fish is eating a burger with the text '[CHEWING LOUDLY]' below him.

T.walk1992

The image shows a screenshot of an article titled "Why is millennial humor so weird?" and includes the text, "Comedy that appeals to young people can be surreal and dark—and completely meaningless." Below is a stylized cartoon of a character in a YouTube video titled "Chernobyl After The Nuclear Explosion - Full Documentary".

CaptainEgg75

looks right

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

ur momy

talking to that one friend

A photo of a smiling blonde woman with a text overlay. The text reads "TRY TO TELL JOKES. MESSES THEM UP HORRIBLE EVERY TIME".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'

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