Text Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Rocket

A distorted, unsettling image of a man in a suit with large, bulging eyes, a rocket visible in the background, and the text "HE FUCKED THE ROCKET" in red, pixelated letters. The image has a glitchy, analog horror aesthetic. Below this image, a tweet from "Starships Forward Flaps" asks, "can someone make nasa analogue horror".

Man

A man is thinking while the text says "Remember:".

Troll

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

Wine

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

Girl

When you see a girl

An image shows a young person with a stonks guy face and a cap on his head, facing a girl. Above the stonks guy's head is text that reads, "THONK ABOOT ITE."

Heartbreak

A cartoon figure wearing a pink jumpsuit and mask with a triangle is in front of a blue background with glass-like shards. Text at the top reads: "ts pmo icl fr br u r nt shkspr💔"

Ronald McDonald

mcfucking

A close-up of Ronald McDonald with white face paint, red hair, and a red nose. The text "Just about Mcfucking had it" is superimposed on the image.

Meme

The image is a collection of panels with cartoon animals and nonsensical text. One panel shows a cat with the text "SOWA MMIEY IRET BIB TOKT". Another shows a cartoon skunk with the text "IHER'T DTXFI". The other panels include similar cartoon drawings of animals and nonsensical text.

Face

OR THIS

A close-up of a man's face with a somewhat disapproving or awkward expression. The text "W me" is displayed at the bottom of the image. The top of the image is covered by a dark blue rectangle.

Jokes

Body

When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"

Mom

This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

Devil

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣