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A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Heroin Monkey

An image features a portly Thanos standing next to Godzilla, who is wearing Thanos' signature gold armor.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A distorted image of Mr. Incredible's face with wide eyes and exaggerated features. The image includes yellow triangle sign with exclamation mark and contains the Arabic text: "سوف يضربك الثقيل حتى تسقط اخر سن من اسنانك." and "اجره على ذلك!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Heroin Monkey

A shirtless young man takes a mirror selfie while wearing jeans. The text overlay reads, "got my first boner."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon figure wearing a pink jumpsuit and mask with a triangle is in front of a blue background with glass-like shards. Text at the top reads: "ts pmo icl fr br u r nt shkspr💔"

Heroin Monkey

The image contains the text "You laughed at 69. You laughed at 420. Now brace yourself for 8." Next to each text line, the corresponding number is displayed. Next to the 8 are two images of boys.

Adolf Nigler

A meme with the text "Do you think Explain-r can read this?" written in a variety of fonts, colors and angles.

bloodgod

A sketch of a lighter is on a white paper in a sketchbook.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a city skyline at sunset with the Star Wars opening crawl text overlayed onto the sky. The text reads, "...Jedi... to assist the overwhelmed ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC on the critical issue of creating..." above a city at sunset. The text above the photo reads, "Thanks to less air pollution, the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text."

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

United Kingdom UK

The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a drawing of a group of people socializing, with a drawing of a bust of Socrates looking down on them from the upper left. The text reads "They don't know that they don't know."

Adolf kitler

I’m new

A white kitten with black markings on its face, a small dark patch under its nose resembling a mustache, and black patch over its left eyebrow. Text below the kitten says "Lil Adolf Kitler".

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

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