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Anonymous

A cartoon character, resembling Maurice from the movie Madagascar, sits in a wheelchair. The text overlay reads, "Mauricio, I can't. I can't move it."

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Heroin Monkey

A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."

United Kingdom UK

The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

GG Miller

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

GG Miller

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Harpersphone

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

period boo

A picture of Kermit the Frog lying on his stomach while using a smartphone. The text reads, "I hate it when people text me: 'Call me'. I'm gonna start calling people and when they answer, I'm gonna say, 'text me', and hang up."

Toast ツ

A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

ur momy

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Heroin Monkey

An image features a portly Thanos standing next to Godzilla, who is wearing Thanos' signature gold armor.

Fuck Off

A stylized image of two hands with middle fingers extended. The text 'FUCK YOU!' is displayed in large, yellow letters on a red burst shape against a yellow background.

MEME LORD

The image shows a screenshot of a chat in what appears to be a game. Kyle from South Park is in the center. Above his head, there are two chat bubbles. The first bubble has the text: "roughgaysexonthefloor." The second bubble shows the text: "I need some".

DAP ME UP

The image shows a series of text messages featuring an emoji. The first message reads "Dab me up" and shows an emoji face pointing at a hand. The second message reads "Cool" and shows two emoji faces clapping. The last message reads "My man" and shows two emoji faces shaking hands.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow rectangular alarm device with the text "SMORK" on top and "ALAM" at the bottom. Two small light bulbs are in the center, the right one green.

freddyfatbear

top text

A close-up of Gru's face with a slightly unsettling grin and wide eyes. The text "top text" is above his head.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"

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