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♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image shows a text conversation. The first message reads, "I just typed 'finger' with my finger xd". The second message is, "WHAT?". Also, a grey sticker with the text "child slave" is placed above the first text message.

Thoughtless

A cartoon shows a white character with big eyes and a face mask sitting in an armchair, covered by a blanket. Next to the armchair, a lamp and an alarm clock have fallen on a nightstand. Above it, the text "I'M SUPER DEPRESSED!!" is written in colorful, bouncy letters.

Heroin Monkey

A person is holding a phone. The phone displays a text conversation with the messages "I need you to be aggressive with me", "I need a moment", "Like almost beat me up and then cuddle hug and love me", "Choke me", "So hot" and "Need you". Above the phone is the word "Bro.....".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

Kristian‽

OR THIS

A close-up of a man's face with a somewhat disapproving or awkward expression. The text "W me" is displayed at the bottom of the image. The top of the image is covered by a dark blue rectangle.

Heroin Monkey

A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."

Wade

A still image of Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars with his face split in two and the text "Hello there" at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

Heroin Monkey

A yellow rectangular alarm device with the text "SMORK" on top and "ALAM" at the bottom. Two small light bulbs are in the center, the right one green.

Ness Plays

Meme psa

The meme shows a bald, 3D-rendered man with a slightly surprised expression. He's wearing a cowboy hat and appears to be holding a gun. At the top of the image, there is the text "Silly INC". At the bottom, there is text that reads "GET SUM HELP". In the top left corner is a small image of Mike Wazowski.

mal

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

Bethanywoodallen20

The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".

Anonymous

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The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Ness Plays

When you see a girl

An image shows a young person with a stonks guy face and a cap on his head, facing a girl. Above the stonks guy's head is text that reads, "THONK ABOOT ITE."

Ness Plays

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

Fuck Off

A stylized image of two hands with middle fingers extended. The text 'FUCK YOU!' is displayed in large, yellow letters on a red burst shape against a yellow background.

timmyy

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

pande

Me and her Lol

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message in a gray bubble says, "Go f**k yourself." The response in a blue bubble says, "F**k me yourself you coward."

Toast ツ

A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

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