New Technology Memes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

why baby monitors gotta be so creepy?

A low-quality, grainy image of a baby's face as seen on a baby monitor. The baby's eyes appear to glow eerily in the dark.

Me during quarantine

The image shows four panels, each representing a different group's experience with online learning. The top left panel shows a man in a suit throwing money into the air with the text "Zoom" above, implying they are making lots of money from online learning. The top right panel shows a man relaxed in his chair with the text "Teacher" above, implying they are relaxed. The bottom left panel shows a man in a suit throwing money into the air with the text "Wifi company" above, implying that they are making lots of money. The bottom right panel shows a person dressed as the Joker with the text "Students" above and "Put on happy" in the background, implying that they are not really happy with online learning.

so true

A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

i do

A minion with a concerned face is shown below the question "Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?"

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

coronavirus

The image shows a still from an animation, with the text "Classes in 2020 be like:" at the top. The animation scene features a green leaf on the left, a blue drop on the right, and a tablet in the middle displaying a blue cartoon character with a wide smile. The scene is set in what appears to be a classroom or house with brown walls and a table.

Me and my friend 2 hours ago

A two-panel image showing the close-up of a cow and a pig looking into the camera. The text above them says, "When the FaceTime connects."

Full body reveal (I just relized how much my camera sucks 😬)

A person is standing in the middle of a room. The person is wearing glasses, a gray t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. The person is looking to the left. The person has their hands in their pockets. The background shows the living room.

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

TechPriestGotDrip

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A four-panel image showing two different toasters. The top left panel shows a cartoon character with the text "Access Denied" below. The bottom left panel shows the same cartoon character with the text "ACCESS GRANTED" below. The top right panel shows an old, rusty-looking toaster. The bottom right panel shows a toaster with an anime face printed on it. Below the four panels is the text "I'll take both toasters".

TechPriestGotDrip

💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎

The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

TechPriestGotDrip

🗿🗿🗿

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons labeled "actually help the imperium by providing tech" and "steal toasters" with a hand pointing at the right button. The bottom panel shows a Techpriest with a hood, face mask, and several mechanical tentacles coming out of the face mask.

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Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

TechPriestGotDrip

Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top panel shows a person holding a colorful, spherical object with a toaster design. The text says: "Here is what the classifier algorithm thinks is the pure essence of toaster. When the neural net". The subsequent panels show, from left to right and top to bottom: a picture of Adeptus Mechanicus, a robed figure looking unimpressed, an image of a regular toaster and finally a second robed figure flailing wildly.

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Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".

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It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

TechPriestGotDrip

send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question

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Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

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I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".