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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

F_ck teslas

The image shows a red Tesla car driving on a road with a trailer hitched to it. The trailer has a generator on it emitting a large plume of black smoke. The text above the car reads "CALIFORNIA 2035".

F_ck teslas

A baby is on all fours, wearing a Tesla-branded diaper. In the background, there's a box of these diapers with the words "NEW!" and "TESLA" on it. A smaller text on the diaper package reads: "25 HUMAN WASTE CONTAINMENT".

F_ck teslas

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

F_ck teslas

Teslas suck

A meme with the text "Electric" and "Diesel" at the top, with a blue Tesla under the "Electric" heading and a yellow diesel car under the "Diesel" heading. Below each car, the text "Ingredients:" is displayed. There is a page of text underneath the Tesla and a magenta creature underneath the diesel.

F_ck teslas

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

Willy b

When one just isn't enough

A close-up image of a grenade launcher with a multi-round projectile and several normal rifle bullets arranged in front of it.

F_ck teslas

f_ck teslas

The image is a comparison of two cars. The top image is of a silver Pontiac Aztek, with the caption "EVERY MASTERPIECE" above. The bottom image is of a silver Tesla Cybertruck, with the caption "HAS ITS CHEAP COPY" below. The two cars are positioned side by side for comparison.

F_ck teslas

Car meme

The image shows two pictures side-by-side. The top picture shows a white Supra doing a burnout with a lot of smoke. The text above says "SUPRA BURNOUT". The bottom picture shows a white Tesla doing a burnout with a lot of fire and smoke. The text above says "TESLA BURNOUT".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

Face mc shooty

A screen capture of a manga character with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text, "When you're talking to bro for the past 5 minutes and then hear 'bro i think your mic is muted'"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"

DIANEE

A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A yellow duckling looking at the viewer. The text in the image says "Dear autocorrect. It's never duck."

A Star Wars Fan

A three-panel comic shows a person sitting at a computer. The first two panels show a download progress bar at 78%, with a person at the computer looking bored. The third panel shows the same download progress bar, now with a "Troll connection" and "lost connection" message displayed and the person is absent. In the right panel, the person has thrown the chair and the computer table. A rage face image lies on the floor.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A duck wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses stands against a blurred background with text that reads, "what autocorrect thinks I think about all day."

Heroin Monkey

A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."

Heroin Monkey

A timeline shows that the most important events in history include the invention of the wheel and fire in the past, and the fleshlight today.

Thoughtless

A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".

Ness Plays

New card for the Nintondo 4DS

A pink, round character with a black drawn on wig and glasses in front of a blue background on a card labeled "Nintendo".

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