New Technology Memes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

TechPriestGotDrip

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

TechPriestGotDrip

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

TechPriestGotDrip

TOASTER?

The image shows a view of the Martian landscape as if seen through the camera of a space rover. In the corner is a drawing of a person wearing a hood and goggles. Above the image is the text "TOASTER?" and below it is text that says, "THE LAST IMAGE BEFORE THE MARS ROVER WENT OFFLINE."

TechPriestGotDrip

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

TechPriestGotDrip

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

TechPriestGotDrip

Now you must answer me with toaster memes so I can give them to The Omnissiah

A TechPriest character from Warhammer 40,000 is shown with the text "I showed you my toaster, answer."

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The image shows a still from a movie with a character with a large head, long beard, and a slightly confused expression. Above this character, there is text that reads, "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2." Below the character, is the text "You're a wizard Harry."

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Open this like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFVK1cd9P2k

A black and white QR code with a small pixelated black dinosaur in the center.

Me rn tryna see whos actually online

A cat with glasses and a bow tie sits in front of a laptop.

Anyone seen these lately?

LOLOL

A photo of a doll with light brown hair, blue eyes, a wide nose and a slightly unsettling smile. The text reads "When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera."

Something I came across today.

A two-panel cartoon shows a person in 1990 and 2008. In 1990 the person is thin, standing next to a bulky CRT TV. In 2008, the person is overweight, standing next to a flat-screen TV. The text labels "1990" and "2008" are placed above the respective panels.

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The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda peeks out from the bottom of the screen with a wave, set against a black background with a crescent moon and some stars. The text reads, "You don't know my password."

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Four-panel image with anime characters reacting to different phone settings. The first panel shows a guy looking terrified next to the word 'Brightness.' The second panel has a screaming character next to the word 'Volume.' The third panel depicts a Titan next to the word 'Font.' The fourth panel shows another character looking annoyed next to the word 'Notifications.' The text above the panels says, 'Opening mom's phone.'

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The image shows two panels side by side. On the left panel, there is a phone interface with an airplane icon, the number 11%, and a battery with one bar remaining. On the right panel, there's a scene from SpongeBob SquarePants, showing a green fish character looking serious, and two smaller fish looking surprised. Below the fish is another serious looking green fish. At the bottom of the image, there's a handle with text "@basicgamesguy" and another icon.

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The top half shows the text 'Bipod: *created in 1914*' above an image of a bipod. The bottom half shows the text 'Snipers in 1913:' above an image of two anime characters using one another as a bipod for a rifle. The social media handle '@axlinder' is displayed in the bottom right corner.

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A drawing of two people sitting on a bench under a street lamp at night. The street lamp is labeled “Microwave”. The person on the left is labeled “The plate”, the person on the right “The food”.

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The image shows a cartoon of Tom Cat with a shrug, implying a lack of knowledge about where files are saved. The text above the cat reads, "Android: Files saved. Me: Nice, where are they? Android:". At the bottom right, it shows "@potkan3000". The image also contains "made with mematic" at the bottom left.