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Daddy dick

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Daddy dick

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A yellow Pokémon card with a depiction of a black television screen. The card includes the name 'TV' and its 'Bright Light' and 'Speaker Blast' attacks. It's described as a 'Flat-screen plasma television Pokémon'.

JakeFromFakeFarm

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

Daddy dick

Virus Scam????

The image shows a woman with a distressed expression. Above her head the text says "VIRUS SCAN?" Underneath her the text reads: "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"

Daddy dick

When you put the highest setting in the vibrator

A painting of a person with their eyes rolled back and mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator".

Chri5

For all the gamers.

The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".

LoserIsPro

The image shows four panels, each with a different reaction to a prank. The first panel shows the teacher, the second shows the smart kid who just wanted to learn, the third shows the friends, and the fourth shows the prankster. The text reads: "Teacher: How do I turn up the volume? Me: Press alt + f4. Teacher:*gets disconnected*. Teacher. The smart kid who just wanted to learn. My friends. The rest of the class. Me. They love me."

Daddy dick

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

ASHMAN

ME!! EVERY DAY!!

The meme shows text describing the action of looking at the phone to see the time, then putting the phone away, followed by the question "So what time is it?" The next line says "My brain:" and below is an image of Shrek with the caption "Good question".

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

King bob

The image shows a comparison. On the left, there's a cartoonish nuke. On the right is a picture of a baby with a funny facial expression. Above both, it reads "Who would win?" and below it reads "A nuke?" on the left, "or meme generator?" on the right, followed by "Comment who you think will win".

Inessa :)

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

hayden💯💯💯

fr

A picture of Kevin Hart looking sad and disappointed, with the text "How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in."

Inessa :)

why baby monitors gotta be so creepy?

A low-quality, grainy image of a baby's face as seen on a baby monitor. The baby's eyes appear to glow eerily in the dark.

✨Jassy✨

Me during quarantine

The image shows four panels, each representing a different group's experience with online learning. The top left panel shows a man in a suit throwing money into the air with the text "Zoom" above, implying they are making lots of money from online learning. The top right panel shows a man relaxed in his chair with the text "Teacher" above, implying they are relaxed. The bottom left panel shows a man in a suit throwing money into the air with the text "Wifi company" above, implying that they are making lots of money. The bottom right panel shows a person dressed as the Joker with the text "Students" above and "Put on happy" in the background, implying that they are not really happy with online learning.

GG Miller

so true

A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"

GG Miller

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

GG Miller

i do

A minion with a concerned face is shown below the question "Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?"

GG Miller

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

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