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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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i love to make political posts, but this time i will annoy both sides.
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BellaTrix

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The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

RapBoat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow emoji with brown glasses and a tooth sticking out of its mouth. The text above the emoji says "please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

shaylie lol

The image is a side-by-side comparison of two people making exaggerated, mocking faces. On the left, a woman with her eyes squinted and mouth open, expressing disgust. On the right, a young boy with a scrunched-up face and a mocking grin. The text above the images reads: "When y'all stop arguing and just start mocking each other...."

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Heroin Monkey

The image shows text on a white background. The first line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "GIRLFRIEND" is in large red letters with a female gender symbol to the right. The next line says, "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A" in black. The word "BOYFRIEND" is in large blue letters with a male gender symbol to the right. Below this, the text "I HAVE" is followed by "to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard" in smaller black letters. At the bottom right, there is a green lizard.

united kingdom

A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!

A comic strip shows the interaction between two cartoon characters, Husk and Angel. Angel is flirting with Husk in the first panel, asking how the cutest demon in hell is doing. In the second panel, Husk is shown looking annoyed. The third panel shows Husk asking Angel how they are doing. The fourth panel shows Angel responding that they are fine. The fifth panel shows Angel smirking after having flirted with Husk. The last panel shows an exhausted Husk. There is the text "Minigma 2020" in the middle of the comic, and in the bottom right of the comic, there is the text "TOOL".

Wade

Ultra Instinct William

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a black and white puppet-like character with red cheeks is surprised and asks, "No! It's impossible! H-how are you still alive?!" The second panel shows a character resembling Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, covered in fire, with a sly grin, saying, "By using 2% of my power, Charlie! Looks like you'll need more than a little fire to stop me now!"

Wade

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

Tsukuyomi

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Pankake

The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a chicken's face staring directly at the camera, with trees and a sky visible in the blurry background.

BellaTrix

A four panel image featuring different characters whipping their hair. The text reads "I whip my hair back and forth" for the first three panels and "ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!" in the last panel.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first shows a cartoon character on fire running towards a strange, cyclops-like character. The text says, "Stop normalising the grind and normalise whatever the f*ck this is." The second panel shows another cartoon character with the text "millions who took the pill that works both ways must die."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into four panels. The first panel shows Hank Schrader looking upset with the text "CONSUME THE" above him and "DABABY POTION MR. WHITE" below him. The second panel shows Walter White in a car, with the text "NEVER!!" above him and "NO STOP DOING THIS HANK" below him. The third panel shows Jesse Pinkman in distress with the text "JESSE HELP ME, JESSE WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAA" and a bottle labeled "DABaby Potion" next to him. The fourth and fifth panels show Hank and Walter, each with a blue hat and fingers pointed at their temples. The text "LESS GOO" is below Hank, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" is below Walter.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."

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