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Heroin Monkey

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a four-panel comic showing two characters. In the first panel, Harry Potter says, "YOU'RE WHITE." In the second panel, Sirius Black replies, "NO, I'M BLACK." In the third panel, Harry Potter says, "LOL STOP JOKING." In the fourth panel, Sirius Black replies, "I'M SIRIUS."

Thoughtless

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Anonymous

A couple is embracing in a kitchen. The woman is holding a plate. Text on the image reads: "Stop it. I'm trying to put a load in the dishwasher." The man replies with "Yeah... Me Too!"

Anonymous

A photograph of a starving child sitting on the ground with a sad expression. The text overlay reads "STARVING CHILDREN. Would be a lot less common if starving adults stopped fucking."

Anonymous

Salute to this awesome setup

Mo

I wish all stop signs were written this way

A red stop sign with the text "STAAAAAAAHHHHHHP" on it, followed by a smaller white sign underneath that says "UGH".

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Chri5

Wait a minute...

A yellow fish from SpongeBob is sitting in front of a red laptop. The text on top reads: "Teacher: Can you tell your little sister to stop making faces, please? *me knowing I live alone*"

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

原田

The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).

Adolf Nigler

Please Stop...

The image shows two parts. On the left, there is a close-up of an Uno card, where the text "Stop killing Jews" is written in the middle, with the text "OR draw 25" below it. On the right, there is a chaotic pattern of overlapping Uno cards, each with the word "Hitler" written on them.

Shithead

can't stop laughing but its soo true!

A dog floats on the ceiling. The text says: Day 18 of lockdown. Filled the dog with helium.

Anonymous

Smash

The image shows a cartoon woman with two clone troopers in front of her. The text on the image says "STOP! Eyes up front soldier! Aunt Cass is temporary. We've got a war to win! Don't look at her. The 501st is eternal. FOR THE REPUBLIC!"

Heroin Monkey

A text conversation where one person says "Dinner is served", another responds with "Bone apple teeth" and then a third person posts a picture of a mugshot of a man with the text "Pls stop using your dad's mugshot as a reaction pic" and "JUN 17 2017"

Heroin Monkey

The text says "We love all of our fans, but please stop photoshopping pictures like this. Thanks". The image shows SpongeBob holding Patrick in a suggestive pose.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown. The top tweet from Jon Favreau says: "Stop sending me pilots for your Star Wars series idea. I'm not that @Jon_Favreau." The second tweet from Jeffrey R. Epstein says: "I feel your pain."

Lil’ bro

The image shows Anakin Skywalker looking annoyed with the text "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

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A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

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