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The Banana Guy

The image shows two doge meme characters, one on the left labeled 'Europeans' and one on the right labeled 'Americans'. The European doge is muscular and says "I speak 4 languages and I'm currently learning a new one". The American doge is crying and says "Me is speaking 0.8 languages".

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

Heroin Monkey

Replied to your story
What's your ethnicity
Damn that's what's up
So you speak napoleon?
i was born in nepal

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

Heroin Monkey

A person is sitting in front of a camera. There is a title underneath which says, "I Have No Words for This". Also, the number of views, "115K views" and the time when it was posted, "22 minutes ago" is written under the title. There's a speech bubble pointing to the person's mouth, labeled "speaking". A time stamp in the video reads 9:16.

RapBoat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

RapBoat 2

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

ADHD autist

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

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