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Speaking Memes

Heroin Monkey

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet from Opera GX shows a cat wearing headphones with the text, "EVERYONE HAS pronouns DIP SHIT. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING speaking a language." The second tweet from Nina Infinity says, "I almost refunded my game when #Starfield asked me for pronouns. I still might.. I'm annoyed about it."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Vin Diesel with a finger to his lips above the cover art for "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" and the text "A real man never speaks ill of..."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Hyphen (Cope)

"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕

A screenshot of a social media thread featuring three comments. The first comment reads, "Does your doors dont have locks?" The second comment replies, "Does youre english haveth good?" The third comment concludes, "You speak english because its the only language you know. I speak english because its the only language you know. We re not the same."

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Heroin Monkey

A caricature of a person with bad teeth and speech bubbles showing badly spoken English phrases: "INNIT", "Oieye live in a flat", "Fookin", "Lets sip some tea yeah". In the lower right corner, a box with an eagle and the text "This meme was made by America is the Best-Country Gang".

rapboat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a conversation. One user asks another about their ethnicity. The second user replies that they were born in Nepal. The first user then asks if they speak Napoleon.

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

TaylorSwiftBoat

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Heroin Monkey

A person is sitting in front of a camera. There is a title underneath which says, "I Have No Words for This". Also, the number of views, "115K views" and the time when it was posted, "22 minutes ago" is written under the title. There's a speech bubble pointing to the person's mouth, labeled "speaking". A time stamp in the video reads 9:16.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first panel shows Tom from "Tom and Jerry" with hearts in his eyes. The text above reads, "Foreigners hearing someone speaking French". The second panel shows Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z" with a shocked expression and Piccolo behind him. The text above reads "Europeans hearing someone speaking French." The text at the bottom says "He is speaking the language of gays."

help me please im being abused

The image shows a person with blonde hair and a red tie with his hand up in a stop gesture. A blue button with the word 'WALL' is shown in the left corner.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

The Banana Guy

The image shows two doge meme characters, one on the left labeled 'Europeans' and one on the right labeled 'Americans'. The European doge is muscular and says "I speak 4 languages and I'm currently learning a new one". The American doge is crying and says "Me is speaking 0.8 languages".

Anonymous

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".

Anonymous

Fr shit

A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a poorly drawn, orange Lorax character with an angry expression. Above the character it says, "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees." Below it says, "the trees speak Vietnamese." And at the bottom it says, "AND IF you question ME, I'll BREAK UR KNEES."

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