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Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Heroin Monkey

A caricature of a person with bad teeth and speech bubbles showing badly spoken English phrases: "INNIT", "Oieye live in a flat", "Fookin", "Lets sip some tea yeah". In the lower right corner, a box with an eagle and the text "This meme was made by America is the Best-Country Gang".

RapBoat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Heroin Monkey

Replied to your story
What's your ethnicity
Damn that's what's up
So you speak napoleon?
i was born in nepal

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

RapBoat 2

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Heroin Monkey

A person is sitting in front of a camera. There is a title underneath which says, "I Have No Words for This". Also, the number of views, "115K views" and the time when it was posted, "22 minutes ago" is written under the title. There's a speech bubble pointing to the person's mouth, labeled "speaking". A time stamp in the video reads 9:16.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first panel shows Tom from "Tom and Jerry" with hearts in his eyes. The text above reads, "Foreigners hearing someone speaking French". The second panel shows Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z" with a shocked expression and Piccolo behind him. The text above reads "Europeans hearing someone speaking French." The text at the bottom says "He is speaking the language of gays."

help me please im being abused

The image shows a person with blonde hair and a red tie with his hand up in a stop gesture. A blue button with the word 'WALL' is shown in the left corner.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

The Banana Guy

The image shows two doge meme characters, one on the left labeled 'Europeans' and one on the right labeled 'Americans'. The European doge is muscular and says "I speak 4 languages and I'm currently learning a new one". The American doge is crying and says "Me is speaking 0.8 languages".

Anonymous

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".

Anonymous

Fr shit

A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a poorly drawn, orange Lorax character with an angry expression. Above the character it says, "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees." Below it says, "the trees speak Vietnamese." And at the bottom it says, "AND IF you question ME, I'll BREAK UR KNEES."

DreamBlue

The image shows a still of Chadwick Boseman in a movie, with the text above the picture saying, "The teacher when u don't raise ur hand to speak" and the text below saying, "We don't do that here"

ADHD autist

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

killer of bears 101

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

blach66

Help

The first image shows a set of pencils neatly arranged, with the text overlay 'Sorry, I don't speak poor'. The second image below shows a damaged keyboard with missing keycaps and the overlay text 'Me too'.

T.walk1992

A slightly distorted image from a video game showing two cartoon characters with speech bubbles. One character has green hair and the second character, a purple Sonic, says, "sorry I don't speak sushi." The first speech bubble above the character with green hair contains the text: "あなたがこの叙事詩を読んでいるなら"

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