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Heroin Monkey

An overhead shot shows a black shoe, a tan shoe sole, and an empty plastic drink cup with black soot around the items. Text on the image reads, "The opps eviscerated bro 💔".

Face mcshooty

A meme featuring a man smiling with text above him that says, "when bro ran out of 🥜 so you whip out your dihh and touch tips with him and 🥜 in his dihh so he gets a refill."

Heroin Monkey

A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".

Heroin Monkey

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

Heroin Monkey

An M&M cartoon character with a sad face and brown stains on its head with the text: "THAT FEMBOY WASNT LYING. THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT."

Heroin Monkey

A still from a video shows three men. In the center, a large man in a red jersey walks forward, barefoot. To the left, a slender man in a black t-shirt with pink slides throws his hands up in the air. To the right, a man in a grey t-shirt and durag looks to the side with his mouth open. Superimposed over the center of the frame is a wall of text: "icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an aerial view of a coastline with a cave. A map pin is placed near the cave, and text next to the pin reads "Backshot cave."

Caylez.cc

Low taper fade

A black and white image of a man, presumably Ninja, with text that reads, "Settle down, what is wrong? This dude shop single. The streets Justin wants his fade checked."

DAP ME UP

who is bruh to be talking smack all the time

Adolf Nigler

My personal dictionary on google.

A screenshot of a personal dictionary, with a list of words: 100pts, Ackbar, Allahu, Ching, Chong, Cuck, Diddy, Dogg, Gon, Heil, Hutt, Jabba, and Kardashians.

jefferyo100

The image shows two panels of Moe from The Simpsons. In the top panel, he looks angry and is holding a shotgun. The text reads: "You when a 9 year old says 'sus'". In the bottom panel, Moe is smoking and his face is blackened. The text reads: "You when your parents say 'sus'"

Anonymous

The image shows Robin and Starfire from Teen Titans. Robin is saying "If loving you is cringe, then I don't wanna be based." Starfire replies "I do not know what that means."

Heroin Monkey

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

MEME LORD

A gray rat wearing a chef's hat and coat is standing with its back to the viewer on a wooden counter. The rat is smiling and has an exaggerated, large backside. The text at the bottom reads "my GYATatouille".

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Heroin Monkey

A tweet that says, "America so weirdddd, what u mean u live in Massivehugetits."

Anonymous

A dog with its tongue sticking out wears dark sunglasses and a black hoodie with metal ornaments. The text "WSG" is on top of the dog.

Jazzy💕

COSMO um???

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first message reads, "well, i like pussy". The second message reads, "but i also love blach's bussy."

DAP ME UP

The image shows a series of text messages featuring an emoji. The first message reads "Dab me up" and shows an emoji face pointing at a hand. The second message reads "Cool" and shows two emoji faces clapping. The last message reads "My man" and shows two emoji faces shaking hands.

MEME LORD

A screenshot of two comments on Pornhub. The first comment by user 'FunkyMonkey42069' is asking if K-Pop could be a substitute for "Ok Boomer". The second comment by user 'U12937492' says "My guy I'm here to blow my load not my mind."

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