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Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A two-panel meme featuring two simplified white figures. The top text reads 'days since you last ate your own prime minister'. The left figure, with a United Nations flag on its chest, has a confused expression and asks 'what?'. The right figure, with the Dutch flag on its chest, has a neutral expression and the number '128,976' above the flag, implying it has been that many days since a Dutch prime minister was eaten.

Shitpost master-general

A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

No way they had it🥀🥀🥀

A photograph shows five blue glass bottles of Saratoga natural spring water on a shelf in a grocery store. Price tags read '$2.27', '$1.99', and '$3.19 $2.79'. One tag says 'New item'. The bottles are labeled with "Saratoga", "Since 1872", "Still", and "Natural Spring Water."

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Why should you care

A split image. On the left is a screenshot from a video game with a character walking near a small structure that might be a doghouse. A creature that resembles a dog is running near the character. The text says: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." On the right, there is a red die with the number 1 on top. The text reads: "ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL. ME: ....".

A tabby cat is behind a cage. Next to the cat is a white piece of paper that says: "It has been 2 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason."

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
11

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

The top panel shows a group of people sitting at a round table. The text overlay reads, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788." The bottom panel shows a chaotic scene of people in disarray. The text reads, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."

The top image shows a bird's-eye view of a group of people sitting around a large circular table. The text overlay says, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788". The bottom image shows a chaotic scene of people fighting and tumbling. The text overlay says, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."

L

People have been seeing him since 1865.

The image is two panels of a cartoon character pulling off a mask to reveal a hooded figure.

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

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