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30 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

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57 views · RapBoat · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Short People

21 views · WillowTheWisp · 2 years ago

Short people, opinions?

The image shows a three-panel meme. The first two panels show stick figures interacting in ways that are marked with a red X as 'Wrong'. The third panel shows two anime-style characters kissing, marked with a green checkmark as 'Correct'. The text above the figures reads: "How to talk to short people:".

Short People

22 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

short people when they see rain

A man with blue eyes and a beard is looking up, his facial expression suggests surprise or fear. The background is a blurred blue, which could be a wall or the sky.

People

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two illustrations with the text "How to talk to short people:". The left illustration is labeled "Wrong" and shows a person bending down to talk to another person. The right illustration is labeled "Correct" and shows one person grabbing another person by the neck to be at the same height.

Reaction

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

me too

A yellow minion with goggles is shown. The text reads, "I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit."

App

2 views · Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Too good to be true.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, three people are sitting at a table. The man in the middle is saying, "We need new apps and features". In the second panel, the three people are again sitting at a table with speech bubbles pointing up. The person on the left is saying "TikTok", the person in the middle is saying "YouTube Shorts", and the person on the right is saying "MySpace Mobile". In the third panel, the man on the left is upset and the man on the right is seen falling out of a high-rise window.

Art

19 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

SNED HELP?!?!?!?

A Pinterest feed showing four different images. The first image on top left features hands forming a heart. The image next to it shows a drawing of a person with a hoodie, next to it the drawing is the text "40000000 000000054 get so cute". The bottom left image shows a stick-figure drawing titled "How to talk to short people" with instructions on how to have a better communication with short people. The last image on the bottom right shows an advertisement for "Wildmant Modal Big Briefs".

Life

88 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

Life's too short to want it.

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