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A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

✨Jassy✨

Like wtf

A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.

Why should you care

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

Why should you care

The image shows two side-by-side photos. The left one shows a cartoon of a bee with wide eyes looking directly at the viewer, and above it is written, 'what my cat sees when she opens her eyes midnap'. The right image is a cat mostly submerged in the snow, only part of its head and tail visible. Above this photo is written, 'me trying to get through life'.

Why should you care

this is me

LET'S BE HONEST HOMESCHOOLING MY
KID IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HER WEIRD.
I'M HER MOTHER...SHE WAS
DOOMED FROM THE START.
makeameme.org

jefferyo100

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows three different anime faces of women expressing pleasure with the text "When she moans" above it. Below the anime faces is a dark blue car. The right panel shows three anime characters with the text "When your introvert energy surpasses your godlike rizz" above and "I wanna go home" below them. The panel is framed with a color. The first is red, and the second is light blue.

DAP ME UP

UMM ??? AGREEABLE MUCH.

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Charli D'Amelio states "Roblox is trash, I like Fortnite better". The official Roblox account replies "I don't care, Fortnite doesn't want you anyways too..." and someone else says "I couldn't agree more with Roblox. Girl thought she is important".

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows text on a tan fabric that says "She's broken because she believed" with the words "she" and "believed" in a different, more muted, color. The bottom part of the image says "No one:" and "Him:" above an image of a pot lid.

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
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Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

MEME LORD

A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

MEME LORD

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

CatLettuce

The image is split into two sections. The left side shows a fiery character with a furious face and hands as if they are ready to attack. The text above says: "My mom when I break something". The right side of the image shows a calm and smiling character, composed of green flora. The text above says: "My mom when she breaks something".

RealBoat

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
↑ 88
○ 26
☑☑

MEME LORD

A woman wearing a hijab sits on a train. In front of her is a shopping bag with the words "Bringing home the BACON" printed on it. Above the image the text says, "I don't think she is".

DaRey1Cray

A cartoon image of Gumball Watterson with a beard and glasses wearing a headset. Behind him, there are various pixelated toys and a sign for 'ACARI'. The text on the image says, "yea she might talk and look like a 5 year old girl, but she's actually a 5000 y/o dragon goddess."

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

rapboat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

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