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Tax dollar

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
A black and white photo of Jimmy Carter with a quote attributed to him: "If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't."
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  • Toy

    5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A child's worksheet with a drawing of two characters. The one on the left is yelling, 'You broke my toy!' Red laser beams are coming from their eyes, while 'pee' and 'fart' are labeled next to their legs. The character on the right has laser beams coming from their eyes as well and says 'Homander, F*** I want' in their speech bubble. The worksheet is titled 'Making Up' by Aiden.
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  • Smoking

    1 view · ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 · 1 year ago

    Say no to smoking !!

    A digital drawing of a person with black hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in their mouth. There are two additional images. One in the top left corner of a green worm smoking a cigarette and in the bottom right corner of a similar worm looking creature also smoking a cigarette. The text "Say no to smoking!!" is also present in the image.
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  • Heaven

    36 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A meme showing three men, likely religious figures, seated at a panel. The top text states, "These guys say women YouTubers can't go to heaven because men have masturbated over them." Below the image, a screenshot of a social media comment reads, "Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven."
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  • Song

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    Three puppet characters are sitting on a bench in a park with fall foliage. The puppet to the left is Elmo. He is red with big eyes and a big nose. There are two other puppets next to him. The meme has the text "But what if Elmo is just singing along to Elmo's favorite song? Can Elmo say it then?"
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  • Accident

    43 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".
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  • Sheep

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'
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  • Father

    RapBoat · 1 year ago
    Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...
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  • Dick

    36 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.
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  • Guy

    8 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
    Two images of a green caterpillar, one showing it from the side, and the other showing it from the front. The text above the images reads: "so what you're saying is.. this lil guy runs japan.." and "This is the Japanese Emperor Caterpillar."
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  • Phone

    12 views · Swf · 1 year ago
    The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."
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  • People

    3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A picture shows Leonardo DiCaprio looking distressed while holding a glass of wine. Above his head, it reads: "WHEN PEOPLE SAY" and below the picture, it reads: "THEY WILL KEEP THEIR NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS"
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  • Biden

    57 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a news report with the title 'News about Ukraine' and the CNN logo. Below is the text 'Biden says he's coming for Putin's bussy...' with the timestamp '11 hours ago'. The image is of Joe Biden at a podium.
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  • Virus

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.
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  • Morning

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A man with glasses is looking over his shoulder, next to the text "Don't just stare, say good morning."
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  • Breakup

    3 views · 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".
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  • Friend

    14 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago
    A meme featuring two images side-by-side. On the left, Mrs. Doubtfire is smiling and waving goodbye through a window with the text "how I say bye to my friends" above the image. On the right, Mrs. Doubtfire is giving the middle finger through a window with the text "how I say bye to my best friends" above the image.
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  • Nut

    38 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".
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  • Wrestling

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A picture of an engaged or married couple holding hands, overlaid with the text "Say no to homo-erotic wrestling."
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  • Dick

    14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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