Pilot Performance Comparison

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  • Why are American pilots better than Russian pilots?

    Because they sure as hell don't drink on the job.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, you big brainiac. This joke plays on the old stereotype that Russian people drink a lot. The punchline implies that American pilots are better simply because they don't drink booze while flying, unlike the supposed stereotype of Russian pilots. Get it, you silly goose? You probably spill your juice box on the job!

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