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Pokemon card

lol the best pokemon card ever

A Pokemon card featuring the Duolingo Owl with muscular arms. The card reads 'MEGA Epic Dulingo Owl.' The attack is 'Does 10000000 damage to your opponent by using spanish vanish attack.' Other attributes are 'Babble 10000' and 'Unstoppable.'

Grenade

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Forbidden

A sign with a red circle and a diagonal line over a stick figure appearing to be intimate with a dog and text that reads: "It is forbidden to dog".

Market

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Student

Fr tho

A meme shows text on the left and a Woody face on the right. The text reads: "Clasmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

System

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

Everything

murder

The image shows a children's book cover. The title reads, "Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal." Below, there is an illustration of a farm with animals, a red barn, a farmer, and a red truck. There is also a soldier with a weapon and an American flag.

Character

Me after curfew

An image of a yellow character from Among Us walking away. It has a rounded shape and a small white visor.

Stock Market

A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".

Phone

Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."

Ad

Mobile Game Ads 2022

An image shows a mobile game ad for Pop Game Box. The ad promises 999999999 free robux with 100% working. The text says "Result is not guaranteed.". There is a button "Installieren". Below, other game icons are displayed, including: Rider, Zombie, Tomb o, Make U, Mahion, Codver, Stickm, Stackv, Airport, Hunt & Doll Dr. Acr.

Detention

wtf school

A picture of a young student with a big smile. The text on the image reads: "CHANGES SCHOOL WALLPAPER. GETS DETENTION."

Property

The image shows a 'No Fishing' sign on a wooden post with a person's hands holding a phone in front of it, displaying a fishing scene from the video game Minecraft. The sign reads 'NO FISHING' in large bold letters followed by 'PRIVATE PROPERTY' in smaller print.

WiFi

Data

Classmate

A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

Symbol

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, there are three characters. The first character is spraying an anarchy symbol on a wall with the word "TWITTER" on top of it, the second is spraying the letters "NT" on that wall. The third character is watching them. In the second panel, a character with a surprised look is pointing and saying "HE'S BREAKING THE TERMS OF SERVICE!".

Booty

The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.

Horror

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Equation

9+10=21

A person with a dark blue face is shown as a Pokémon card. The card's name is "M9+10=21". It says that it "Evolves from Ya boi skinny peanut". The card is a "Mega Evolution rule", and it says, "Must be 9+10 or." The card says "21" and "whats nine plus ten 21". There are also other details on the card, such as "weakness" "resistance" and "Pokémon-EX rule". The card's illustration is attributed to "Deez beskuts guy".

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