• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories

Popular

  • Orphan jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Prince Andrew jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Morbid jokes
  • Hairline jokes
  • Short jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • 9/11 jokes jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Stephen Hawking jokes
  • Calculator jokes
  • Flat jokes
  • Testicle jokes
  • Suicide jokes
  • Sally jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • All categories
Privacy
Contact
Back
  • Jokes
    999+
  • Memes
    133
  • Community
    144
Religion

Religion memes

  • Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest
Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
The image shows a wallet full of money lying on the ground, surrounded by wood chips. The text above the wallet asks, "As a child of god, what's your next move?" The text below the wallet says "To thank him".
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"
  • 1
  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago

    The ham is in fact processed

    A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.
  • 5
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.
  • 0
  • Jesus Christ
    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon of Jesus floating on clouds with the text 'You are all disappointments'. The background is black with a yellow moon behind Jesus and some star-like shapes.
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.
  • 2
  • BigDaveFan
    1 year ago
    A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."
  • 2
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man in a military uniform with a black beret holding two guns. The text above the man reads "Me on my way to the local park to remind geese that it is man who is made in Gods image."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".
  • 1
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person is holding a worm up to their nose as if they are going to snort it. The text says: "If God didn't want us to snort worms... He wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!! WORM SNORTING CLUB. Every Monday and Thursday! Location changes often!" The background is a colorful, psychedelic swirl pattern.
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A vintage-looking wind-up toy of a peanut with a creepy human face is pictured. The text overlay reads, "I keep screaming but god won't answer."
  • 1
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".
  • 0
    • Previous
    • Next
      • 1
      • 2
      • 3
      • 4
      • 5
      • 6
      • 7