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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

✨Jassy✨

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

✨Jassy✨

me and my little brother be like

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows two young children hugging while sitting on the floor, and the top right panel shows two young children smiling and hugging. The text above these panels reads, "OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS." The bottom two panels show two men wrestling. The text above these panels reads, "MY KIDS."

Bozo

you heard him, quit being a pussy

A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."

BellaTrix

Like if you can relate

A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.

Chri5

Hm, free food

The image shows a Chinese restaurant sign that offers discounts for bringing a girlfriend or wife and a free meal for bringing both. Below, there's an image of Wario looking upset with the text "I've won...but at what cost?"

Big_Pix 💯💯

My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl

A person wearing a skull mask and headset looks directly at the camera.

arsonisfun

A yellow emoji with arms and legs is displayed. Above the emoji, the text "you don't like me?" appears, and below the emoji, the text "i don't like me either." is shown.

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a couple, labeled 'jake' and 'wade', kissing. The bottom panel shows the same couple in the background looking small, and in the foreground Wolverine, labeled 'madi', looking displeased. All characters are in a cartoon style.

Anonymous

The image is a reaction meme. The text on top shows a conversation between two people. The first says: 'babe you mad??' The second replies: 'nah I'm good'. The first one says 'Okay'. Then the second one replies: 'See that's your problem, you don't fuckin care'. The text ends with 'Me:' and then an image of Jerry, the cartoon mouse, looking shocked with the text 'Nigga what' on the bottom.

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Anonymous

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

Thw white bread

no words

The image shows Pikachu with a shocked expression. Above the image, the text reads: "Crush: how are you? Me: good senpia. Crush:".

M3ME G0D

A man in a dark shirt and baseball cap is seen with his face near a wall, appearing to be on the phone. The text above him reads, "You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"

Daddy dick

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

Anonymous

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a woman with blonde braided hair and a nose ring looking up into the camera, with text overlay reading 'help me stepbro, i'm stuck'. The bottom panel shows Rick Astley smiling, with text overlay reading 'you know the rules and so do i'.

Anonymous

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of lingerie and a pair of underwear. The text "First night together" is at the top, followed by "Her:" and an image of a red lingerie set. The other side of the image is labeled "Me:" and shows a pair of gray briefs with a wolf face printed on them.

Nintendo Fan

A woman and a man shake hands in front of a small airplane. The text on the image says: "Can a woman make you a Millionaire?" A comment below says: "Xavier: Yes! If you are a Billionaire."

Anonymous

Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.

The image is a six-panel cartoon depicting a couple sitting at a desk with a laptop. In the first panel, the woman is asking the man for help. The man then helps her. Then the woman asks him to come closer again. Finally, the man hugs her while she is using her laptop. The text bubbles say: "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?", "HERE... DONE!", "CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN?" and "BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG."

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