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Anonymous

The image displays the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in bold red letters, followed by the statement "Sex and trust are two of the most important parts of a successful relationship." The background is plain black.

Anonymous

The image shows a black background with the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in red at the top, followed by the sentence "Seeing your ex downgrade is a great feeling" in white below.

Jazzy💕

Dayum

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message, in green, reads: "Mom stop you are not funny. You never make jokes." The reply, in white, says: "I made you."

Jazzy💕

Unless you wanna die

A meme with an image of a woman staring intensely. The text above her reads, "Things you never tell a Latina: -Chill -I'm breaking up with you -Lower your voice -Calm down -Relax -You're crazy [stares in Spanish]"

Jazzy💕

A man with glasses looks surprised, with the text above him.

Jazzy💕

A meme featuring two images side-by-side. On the left, Mrs. Doubtfire is smiling and waving goodbye through a window with the text "how I say bye to my friends" above the image. On the right, Mrs. Doubtfire is giving the middle finger through a window with the text "how I say bye to my best friends" above the image.

rapboat

The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.

Heroin Monkey

A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a fedora looking at the camera. The image includes the text: "Hey babygirl how's daddy's little kitty I missed you so much."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses sits in a car with a stained roof. The text overlayed on the image says, "Daddy will be home very soon, Kitten."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."

Heroin Monkey

A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."

Anonymous

The image displays four different cartoon characters from the show "Invincible" in a vertical arrangement. Each character is accompanied by a text phrase. The first character, an orange robot, is paired with the phrase "calling them girls." The second character, an older man with a sinister grin, is paired with "calling them women." The third character, a man with long black hair, is paired with "calling them females." The fourth character, Omni-Man, is paired with the phrase "calling them pets."

Anonymous

The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.

Anonymous

A picture of an engaged or married couple holding hands, overlaid with the text "Say no to homo-erotic wrestling."

Anonymous

An anime girl in a maid outfit is shown next to the text "Girlfriend required. Requisites: Being female (optional)."

kate✨

A meme featuring two muscular arms of different skin colors (one brown, one white) clasped together. Text above the arms reads "Cybertruck owners can't get them wet." Text below the arms identifies the arm on the left as "their car" and the arm on the right as "women."

Cupツ

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏツ

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says "ILY." The second message, in a blue bubble, says "Aww <3. Spell it out. It will make it more special." The third message says, "I'm leaving you."

Anonymous

Two anime-style men are kissing. Text: Me and my homie kissing each other good night.

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