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A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is from FearBuck, stating "SSSniperWolf speaks on Drake revealing she left him on read and curved him." Below this, SSSniperWolf's tweet is shown, featuring two images: one of her taking a selfie in a room, and one of Drake performing on stage. Her tweet reads: "Good morning. Made headlines for leaving a rapper on read lol". The second tweet in the thread is from Alijah, who says, "She think she all that 😂 if ICEMAN wanted to bag her fr he would have done it in an instant". The third tweet is from OVO Daquarius, stating, "literally drake was probably trolling like he usually does + he fucks way badder bitches than 'sniperwolf' so im not even tripping fr".

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @kanyewest. The tweet announces 'YEEZY MONEY IS HERE A NEW ECONOMY, BUILT ON CHAIN' and includes a link 'money.yeezy.com'. Below the tweet is a simulated text message conversation. A blue message bubble displays a long, random string of alphanumeric characters: 'DrZ26cKJDksVRWib3DVVsjo9 eeXccc7hKhDjViiYEEZY'. Below this message, it says 'Read 2:31 PM'. A 'Hide' button is visible at the bottom right of the message display. At the bottom of the Twitter post, the text 'YZY MONEY' is displayed with social media engagement metrics.

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

Your local comrade

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

A cartoon cigarette character says, "Tf is a conclusion paragraph? Just stop reading."

A meme with the text "Do you think Explain-r can read this?" written in a variety of fonts, colors and angles.

Shitpost-master general

Wallace from "Wallace and Gromit" is sitting and reading a magazine titled "Cheese Monthly." The text overlay reads: "Bro shut the fuck up. I'm reading Cheese Monthly."

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck with a yellow beak is floating on a cloud. The text says: "If you are reading this, it is time to drink water."

A Star Wars Fan

An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."

sorry pancreatic
cancer but i
dont think you
qualify as an emotion
this is bullshit
you let spongebob in
sponging out is an
important step in a
persons life how about
you read a fucking book

Vuse
Dear person behind me,
the world is a better place
with you in it
alile
ONLY WHORES
CAN READ THIS

Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!

A map of the United States with different states colored to show the most searched books. The books are "War and Peace", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "Wuthering Heights", "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "Mein Kampf". The color intensity represents the percentage of searches. "Mein Kampf" is searched more in several states, particularly in the mountain states.

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

A text conversation screenshot where a person with the name Jessica says "I tried callin." and then "This Jessica btw". The other person asks "Fed or bot?" and the person replies with "Bye". Below the conversation there is an image of the cartoon characters Kim Possible and Johnny Bravo, the latter with a gun pointing and stating "ANSWER THE QUESTION". Jessica replies “Fed”.

A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.

A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

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