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The image shows text on a black background. The first line reads, "I got a dig bick.". The second line is, "You that read wrong." The third line says, "You read that wrong too."

Grizzlymilk

This is in a book I’m reading

The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."

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A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

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The image is a four-panel grid of the same person, a child, making different expressions of annoyance and frustration. Above the images, the text reads, "Me: I really want to try hard and get good grades this term. Teacher: Please read pages 45-51. Me:".

T.walk1992

A slightly distorted image from a video game showing two cartoon characters with speech bubbles. One character has green hair and the second character, a purple Sonic, says, "sorry I don't speak sushi." The first speech bubble above the character with green hair contains the text: "あなたがこの叙事詩を読んでいるなら"

freddyfatbear

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A distorted image of a man with long blond hair. He is looking to the side with a surprised expression. The image includes the text "9 y/o me when the part I had read out loud in class contained a swearword."

Anonymous

When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read

The image shows a text that reads "Short history of Japan" followed by three pictures. The first picture depicts a Japanese Samurai warrior in traditional armor. The second is a black-and-white photo of a nuclear explosion, and the third is a young woman in a pink outfit making a cute face.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #3

A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."

blach66

Homer Simpson is holding a blue book with the title "Am I Disabled?" on it. A smaller character is shown on the cover with a construction hat and a cigarette in his mouth. Question marks are scattered around him. The text above shows: "POV: My teacher wants us to read one book over the holidays. The book I chose:"

cocomelon

A white cat is staring straight into the camera with a serious look. In the background, there is a laptop. Above the cat, the text reads: "READ THIS". Below the cat, the text says "IS SRSY GUD."

Inessa :)

An image of two sharks in the ocean. The smaller shark is labeled "People on the web who just wanna read and make funny jokes." The larger shark is labeled "Inappropriate comments". Below the larger shark is the name "Matt".

Cahyani Ambara

If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.

The image shows a scene from a Disney movie. On the left, Anna is stepping forward with a weird facial expression. In the middle, Olaf has a strange face. On the right, Kristoff and Sven are looking into the scene.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

What I if told you

A close-up of Morpheus from The Matrix, wearing sunglasses. The text above him reads "WHAT I IF TOLD YOU" and below him "YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG."

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

GG Miller

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

MU’S BEST FRIEND

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

Anonymous

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

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the best ANIME joke ever!!

A panel with four anime characters. One is confused because someone thinks the manga "Bleach" is over. The first character asks 'You stop reading Bleach, because you thought Bleach is done?'. The second character asks 'What? Bleach is still ongoing?'. The third character asks 'What's Bleach?'. The fourth character answers 'Yah... I thought it's over 3 years ago...'.

Anonymous

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

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