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Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Anonymous

rate my backround?

A collage of various images including a painting of horses, a ship on the horizon, a cat, several selfies, an artistic face, butterflies, an astronaut on a swing, and a group photo.

DAP ME UP

rate this 1-10

The image shows a skeleton figure with red and yellow accents in front of a house and a car. The skeleton has its arms outstretched. It is standing in front of a red, circular design.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.

MEME LORD

A screenshot of the Google Chrome app page in an app store. It says "FREAKY Chrome" at the top and has an update button. It is rated 4.6 with one million ratings. The age is labeled 18+ and the chart position is #2 in utilities. Under 'What's New' it says: "got a freaky update... just for you. install it for a good time. - added Freaky Spongebob." There are 4 eyes placed next to the app name. There is also a tongue emoji next to the age.

Rylee ੈ♡˳

rate it

A drawing of Spiderman's head and upper body, along with a spider symbol and a small spiderweb. A pen is on the side of the paper. The text "Rylee F.V" is on the bottom left.

✨Jassy✨

Rate me out of 10 <3

A girl with curly hair and glasses is posing for a selfie with a peace sign and her tongue sticking out. There is a painting of a person in the background.

ligmaballs2.0

wt

The image uses the Drake meme format. In the top panel, Drake is shown with a disapproving expression, hand up as if to say no, next to the text "Chance a virus with a 99.97% recovery rate." In the bottom panel, Drake is smiling and pointing with a finger, as if in agreement, next to the text "Alter my DNA from an experimental vaccine, with NO liability, from a corrupt industry." There is a text label FALSE in a red box on the left.

Toast ツ

Kristian‽

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

T H A N A

Smash or pass

An anime girl with silver hair and blue eyes is pictured with butterflies around her in front of a blurred green background. The text 'Smash or pass' is overlaid on the image.

Cupツ

this is bacon rate him 10/10

A dark image of a cat.

Heroin Monkey

A digital card of a player named Lingang Guli-Guli with a rating of 61. The card shows various statistics related to their game like PAC, SHO, PAS, DRI, DEF, and PHY.

PACKG0D

Rate my face reveal :)

A selfie of a person wearing a black beanie and a blue hoodie, looking directly at the camera.

🩷 Angelica🩷

Rate me out 10/10

A person is taking a photo in a very dark environment. The person's face is not visible, but they are making a peace sign with their fingers. The clothing is visible and patterned.

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