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Heroin Monkey

A digital card of a player named Lingang Guli-Guli with a rating of 61. The card shows various statistics related to their game like PAC, SHO, PAS, DRI, DEF, and PHY.

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Heroin Monkey

A person wearing a white cowboy hat and sunglasses is looking down. Text overlaid on the image says, "getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based off mouth feel".

DAP ME UP

rate this 1-10

The image shows a skeleton figure with red and yellow accents in front of a house and a car. The skeleton has its arms outstretched. It is standing in front of a red, circular design.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel comic. The first panel shows a man advising another man to say to a woman: "You're an 8 on a scale of 10." The second panel shows the man instead saying to the woman: "Urinate on a skeleton."

Heroin Monkey

The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'

PACKG0D

Rate my face reveal :)

Anonymous

yes
Send
Can u rate my butt pics
Ok I'll send later
okayyyy
IM S OEXCITED IM LITERALLT
SHAKEING

MEME LORD

A screenshot of the Google Chrome app page in an app store. It says "FREAKY Chrome" at the top and has an update button. It is rated 4.6 with one million ratings. The age is labeled 18+ and the chart position is #2 in utilities. Under 'What's New' it says: "got a freaky update... just for you. install it for a good time. - added Freaky Spongebob." There are 4 eyes placed next to the app name. There is also a tongue emoji next to the age.

Cupツ

this is bacon rate him 10/10

A dark image of a cat.

Rey Rey

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.

Kristian‽

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

Rate my setup.

A photo of a keyboard, a syringe filled with a brown liquid, a spoon with residue, and pieces of what looks like a drug. All items are on a dark surface.

timmyy

Rate my outfit (not me wearing his jacket 0-0 )

A person is sitting on a couch, wearing a white tank top and a dark jacket. Their legs are covered with a blanket.

timmyy

rate my backround?

A collage of various images including a painting of horses, a ship on the horizon, a cat, several selfies, an artistic face, butterflies, an astronaut on a swing, and a group photo.

Toast ツ

Rate my character

The image shows a character customization screen with a cartoonish figure wearing a sombrero and holding a gun. The options for customizing include hat, face, shirt, color, gun, and perk. The character's name is "Border Hopper".

🩷 Angelica🩷

Rate me out 10/10

A person is taking a photo in a very dark environment. The person's face is not visible, but they are making a peace sign with their fingers. The clothing is visible and patterned.

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