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A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Thiccboy says, "I'm very sad." MoonPie replies, "Would you like an interesting fact to cheer you up?" Thiccboy says, "Yes." MoonPie says, "Me too do you know any?"

Heroin Monkey

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

Nintendo Fan

A man with a surprised facial expression is in the center. He is displayed in front of a quiz show background with the question "Which is the third letter in the alphabet?" and four possible answers: A: D, B: C, C: B, and D: A.

Heroin Monkey

A text conversation screenshot where a person with the name Jessica says "I tried callin." and then "This Jessica btw". The other person asks "Fed or bot?" and the person replies with "Bye". Below the conversation there is an image of the cartoon characters Kim Possible and Johnny Bravo, the latter with a gun pointing and stating "ANSWER THE QUESTION". Jessica replies “Fed”.

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if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

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A baby with a mischievous grin sits in a field, hands clasped together. Text overlay reads: "When you yell 'GREEN' during a Kahoot question knowing that the answer is actually blue."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three notifications on a phone. The first is from 'Anxiety' saying, 'What if you're not good enough.' The second is from 'Depression' saying, 'Everyone hates you.' The third is from 'Worm' asking, 'Would you still love me if I was a girl?'

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A light gray cat with a furrowed brow looks at a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" style question. The question reads: "If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?" The possible answers are: A: 25%, B: 0%, C: 50%, D: 25%.

Cupツ

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On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

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ehehhe everything.

A meme showing a screenshot of a post. The text reads "Them: What is wrong with you?? Me: Nothing.". Below the text is a frame of a person looking up and to the left with a serious expression.

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A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

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WHAT ARE YOU??

A close-up of a person's face with an open mouth and a questioning expression. The text "WHAT ARE YOU??" is overlaid on the image.

Anonymous

Two Roblox avatars are standing on a colorful platform. A text bubble above them reads: "lol have you ever rubbed your kitty in circles?"

A-non-o-moose

A bald man is holding a hairdryer up to his head with a confused look. The text above him reads "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?" and below him "HIS THOUGHTS?"

Cupツ

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

shaylie lol

The image shows a cartoon penguin with wide eyes, looking startled and a bit panicked, with a blurry, translucent version of itself layered behind it. Above the penguin, the text says "When a teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts 'Guys make sure you read the questions carefully.'"

Anonymous

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Anonymous

Sir are you on crack?

A person looking up at the camera with a slightly odd expression. The person's face fills much of the frame and there's a blurry background of trees and pavement visible.

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