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Enemy

1 month ago

Who doesn‘t

A skeleton is sitting relaxed on a wooden bench in an outdoor setting. A hand holding a silver pistol is shown in the foreground pointing upwards from the bottom left. Text overlays the image. Top text: ME IN A SHOOTER GAME. Bottom text: PRETENDING I'M DEAD TO KILL THE ENEMY.
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  • Game

    4 months ago
    A young man wearing a headset is sitting in a gaming chair and holding a bowl with a spoon in it. Text overlay: "Me pretending to get mad at the game after I died on purpose so I could finish my food."
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  • Husband

    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Memes

    9 months ago
    E
r/Eminem
u/Kangar... . C'mon Let Me Ride - Skylar Grey Ft. Eminem...
J cole had pictures of Eminem in his bedroom
growing up alongside shirtless posters of other
men in the rap game he loved. Real recognize
real
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i_suck_a_lot +1.3h alongside shirtless posters of ot...
Reasonable-Night-875 3h
Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
ever pretend to breastfeed off him, and called it 'drinking
GOAT milk'.
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  • Dog

    1 year ago
    A dog stares intently at the camera with the text "The skin walker pretending to be my dog watching me douse my meat in peanut butter."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    my father rubbing
his d*ck on my face
thinking that im
asleep
@retardeadmer
[im pretending ]
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  • Store

    1 year ago
    Two people in a supermarket aisle. One is looking at an item on the left shelf, while the other is reaching for something on the right. The text above them reads: "Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the stuff I actually need."
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  • Rhino

    1 year ago
    The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Me walking down to the
family dinner pretending
that I didn't just yell
racial slurs to a 10yo
over a game:
*GO DOWNSTAIRS TO KITCHEN
@sigma_gorilla
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  • Bear

    1 year ago
    A person in a red uniform shows a screen with code to a bear walking away in the forest. The text above the image says: "If you meet a bear in the forest, just ask him to review your pull request so he pretends he didn't notice you and goes away".
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  • Childhood

    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'
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  • Family

    2 years ago

    lol

    The meme depicts a person pretending to be asleep on a couch to be left alone by their family. The image shows a man with eyes closed in the left panel and the same man smiling with open eyes in the right panel. The text says, "when you on the couch pretending to be asleep so your family leaves you alone but one of them says something funny."
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  • Childhood

    2 years ago

    I did all this

    A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?
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  • Teacher

    2 years ago

    me every day

    A cartoon image of Spongebob looking bored, holding a pencil and a notepad. The text on the image says, "When your teacher walks by so you pretend that you're working."
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  • Help

    2 years ago

    Hollow Knight Meme

    The image shows two characters from the video game Hollow Knight. One character labeled "My mom" is carrying a shovel and looking down at the other character labeled "Me", who is lying down as if asleep. The text says, "My mom asking for help" and "Me pretending to sleep".
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