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shaylie lol

The image shows a distorted, close-up of a face with a pained expression, likely SpongeBob, paired with the caption "What your phone sees before it falls on your face."

Heroin Monkey

A sticker design featuring the word "CERTIFIED" above a race car, with a mushroom cloud behind it. Below the car, the word "RACIST" is written in capital letters. The sticker is on an Amazon page for a product titled: "(3 Pcs) Certified Racist Sticker Funny Racist Meme Stickers Rac..."

Germanuser

A close-up of a phone screen showing airplane mode icon, a battery icon and the time 9:11. Below the icons the text "Is my phone trying to tell me something 🤨" is placed.

Jazzy💕

A baby with a scrunched face looking angry. The text above the baby reads "When I give you my phone to see a photo" with an angry face emoji next to it. The text below the baby reads "It means don't swipe left, don't swipe right, just see the photo and give my phone back" with a smiling face emoji.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a goofy expression looks up with his mouth open and tongue sticking out. The image is styled as a mobile phone call screen, with a green 'accept call' button on the left and a red 'end call' button on the right.

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Anonymous

A man is smiling while looking at his phone in bed. The text says, "when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed."

Heroin Monkey

A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."

Nateツ

A person is lying in bed, wrapped in white covers and wearing a gold bonnet, looking at their phone. The text above reads "I can't go out I'm busy" Me:

Alastor Wade.

Cyber bullying at its best

Two cartoon characters are shown. One on the left is pointing up, a speech bubble says 'Now tell him 'kys''. The other character on the right is tapping a phone. An arrow points from the top of their head to the text 'Cyber-bullying'.

Heroin Monkey

Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon showing examples of "wireless technologies". Top left panel: A man with a wireless earbud in his ear. Top right panel: A hand using a wireless mouse. Bottom left panel: A man hanging from a tree with a broken chair on the floor. Bottom right panel: A phone charging wirelessly on a charging pad.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of two children. The older one has her arm around the younger one. Above the older child is written "Physcopath", above the younger one is written "Serial Killers", and below them is written "People who take a picture of their computer screen with their phone instead of screenshotting."

M3ME G0D

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a person with a mask with a smile, and the text says "Android is better!". The top right panel shows a person crying, and the text says "No iPhone is better!". The bottom two panels show a person with a beard, with the text "Nice phone" and then the same person saying "Thanks". The top two panels are labeled "People now" and the bottom two panels are labeled "People in 2003".

Wade

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

LovleyMe

my bf

A person with dark curly hair and a black mask is holding a white phone up to take a selfie. They have a black long-sleeved shirt on and a ring on their right hand. They are also wearing a necklace.

M3ME G0D

A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.

Joshisboss

joe mama roast

A list of ten yo-mama insults written on a dark background.

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