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Text on a gradient background from white to orange at the bottom reads, "how it feels to turn on the bathroom light when u need to pee at night 🥀💔🎃". Below the text are three emojis: a wilted rose, a broken heart, and a jack-o'-lantern.

Shitpost master-general

A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".

A screenshot of two comments on a dark background. The first comment, by user @NeoRacer, states, 'Brown and yellow ranked low because of poop and pee.' This comment has 1.8K likes. The second comment, by user @John-gu9kf, replies, '....and foreigners 😂😂😂.' This comment has 89 likes.

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

Hee hee

The image is a collage of different pictures of Michael Jackson edited with different styles and labels, including one with Steve Harvey's bald head, another as Mr. Clean, a third as a rabbit, one as a toilet paper, and many others with the text 'Hee-Hee' in different styles.

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

Trying to pee with boner:

A photo of a man in hunting attire holding a rifle and an image of a toilet placed on the left.

A child's worksheet with a drawing of two characters. The one on the left is yelling, 'You broke my toy!' Red laser beams are coming from their eyes, while 'pee' and 'fart' are labeled next to their legs. The character on the right has laser beams coming from their eyes as well and says 'Homander, F*** I want' in their speech bubble. The worksheet is titled 'Making Up' by Aiden.

The image shows a meme with text above a photo of soccer player Mbappe yelling. Text: "Mfs at school getting ready to pee on the floor." Below Mbappe is the text "@zendy.bo." At the top of the image are flags and the score, "ARG 2-2 FRA."

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."

A mobile game interface shows a welcome screen with a stylized earth and the text "Welcome to BIG PEE PEE". Below is "All income x10 -> x100", and a green "CONTINUE" button.

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

hayden💯💯💯

fr

The image shows a comparison of how girls and boys deal with needing to pee. On top, it says "Girls: I must find a toilet, I need to pee." Below it are two cartoon animals, where one of them points and says "Aha! a Tree."

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

gomgjg

A light gray dog looks surprised with wide eyes. A hand is holding a yellow flower near its nose. Above, the text reads, "DUDE, I JUST PEED ON THAT..."

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Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."