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Heroin Monkey

A picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wearing cat ears, next to a quote in purple that reads: "Remember kids, ketamine usage is an essential part of a fulfilling life and it has zero down sides!" - Catboy RFK Jr.

MATTIX

The image shows a two-panel drawing comparing a person's plan versus reality when it comes to owning a car. The top panel, labeled "Your plan," shows a person on a bicycle moving smoothly on a straight line towards a red convertible car. The bottom panel, labeled "Reality," shows a line graph depicting different expenses and problems related to car ownership, including rust, engine problems, car parts, gas prices, the need for a new daily driver, and insurance prices.

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

Willy b

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

big [fire] balls

A cartoon showing three panels. The first panel has a platypus sitting on top of the Earth, with the text "Where do platypuses live?". The second panel shows a close-up of the platypus, with a menacing look, over a red background and the text "In the darkest, deepest parts of your soul, feeding on your sins, fears and regrets". The third panel shows a platypus holding a spear and boomerang in a desert with a kangaroo in the background with the text "And Australia".

Anonymous

The image displays the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in bold red letters, followed by the statement "Sex and trust are two of the most important parts of a successful relationship." The background is plain black.

RapBoat

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

MEME LORD

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows three people looking up in the sky. In the first panel, they all exclaim "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!" In the second panel, one person says "IT'S A BIRD!", while the second person says "IT'S A PLANE!". In the third panel, the third person exclaims "IT'S PARTS OF A BOEING!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows Donald Trump holding a phone to his ear saying "Knock Knock". The top right panel shows a person with glasses looking confused, and asking "Who's there?". The bottom left panel is a close up of a pig's face with black eyes. The bottom right panel shows a dark, red distorted face. There is also text in the center that says, "Change the p in part to an F" and "RELAX liberal. It's called DARK HUMOR."

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Heroin Monkey

when i'm edging in class
and my teacher shows a
presentation of kids
starving in Uganda
relatablevid1
(i busted at the part where the
kid starved to death)

shaylie lol

The image shows a person with multiple overlaid faces. The faces show varying expressions of singing. Text at the top reads "when a song has different parts playing at the same time and you try to sing all of them."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

Chri5

-_-

The image shows a person applying clown makeup in four steps. The text on the left reads: I'm now a part of the LGBT community. I will threaten anyone who doesn't agree with me. I will bully religious people because of their beliefs. Why is there an anti-lgbt stream?

Bozo

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

freddyfatbear

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A distorted image of a man with long blond hair. He is looking to the side with a surprised expression. The image includes the text "9 y/o me when the part I had read out loud in class contained a swearword."

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

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