60+ Best Owned Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mr Krabs

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

School

A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.

Liberal

A two-panel image. The top panel shows former President Donald Trump with his hands cupped around his mouth, as if shouting. Above him, the text reads: "Don't eat your own shit!" The bottom panel shows a man with bright blue hair and closed eyes, his face and hands covered in a dark, messy substance. Below him, the text reads: "Libs".

Dog

Shitpost-master general

The Grim Reaper sitting in a dark place. Text: When a dog lick its own balls in public it's "funny," but when I...

Android

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

US Government

A picture of a person from the movie The Matrix with text overlaid in three sections. The text says, "Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to be afraid of the US government."

Rivalry

I OWN THAT BITCH KSI

The image shows IShowSpeed standing in a red soccer jersey. Lightning is striking from behind him. Another person is lying on the ground at IShowSpeed's feet.

Infidelity

A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.

House

A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."

Duck

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

Suicide

The text at the top reads, "the homeless man watching me pull out a .357 revolver and paint the sidewalk with my own brains after he asked me for a dollar." Below the text, a picture of Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln, shows his intense, wide-eyed expression.

Loan

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

Tucker Carlson

A screenshot of a satirical news article titled "Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca". The featured image shows Tucker Carlson wearing a white kufi, kneeling on a prayer rug on a stage during an event. The caption mentions Phoenix, AZ and Turning Point's AmFest 2025.

Walter White

A four-panel image using characters from the TV show *Breaking Bad* and the anime *Bleach*. In the top left, Badger Mayhew offers, "Let me headpat you". In the top right, Walter White angrily rejects him, saying, "Stfu libtard I'm fine on my own..". In the bottom left, the anime character Yoruichi Shihoin, in a cat-eared form, commands, "Meow for me while I headpat you". In the bottom right, Walter White smiles intensely and shouts, "YES YORUICHI glory to catgirlwawa!".

Leader

A screenshot of a Google search result for Ervil LeBaron. It includes a photo of Ervil LeBaron and a description that he was the leader of a polygamous Mormon fundamentalist group who ordered killings. Overlaid on one of the photos is a picture of LeBron James with a beard, mustache, and devil horns.

Podcast

A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.

Superpower

The image displays a social media post on a dark background with white text. The text at the top reads, "The Game: you can choose one superpower but the top reply is the consequence". Below this, a comments section from user "hamudi_katan" is visible. The first comment says "I get to choose my own consequence" and has 1,524 likes. The second comment, a reply from "hamudi_katan" to himself, says "@hamudi_katan molested by the guy in my pfp" and has 4,418 likes.

Cast

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Currency

Platypus

A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."

Jokes

Walmart

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Suicide

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.