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School

THE ALPHA WOLF · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.
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    Mr Krabs

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.
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  • Liberal

    Willy b · 8 months ago
  • A two-panel image. The top panel shows former President Donald Trump with his hands cupped around his mouth, as if shouting. Above him, the text reads: "Don't eat your own shit!" The bottom panel shows a man with bright blue hair and closed eyes, his face and hands covered in a dark, messy substance. Below him, the text reads: "Libs".
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    Android

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.
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    US Government

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A picture of a person from the movie The Matrix with text overlaid in three sections. The text says, "Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to be afraid of the US government."
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  • Rivalry

    IShowSpeed · 3 years ago
  • I OWN THAT BITCH KSI

    The image shows IShowSpeed standing in a red soccer jersey. Lightning is striking from behind him. Another person is lying on the ground at IShowSpeed's feet.
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    Dog

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    The Grim Reaper sitting in a dark place. Text: When a dog lick its own balls in public it's "funny," but when I...
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  • Infidelity

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.
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    House

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."
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  • Duck

    Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
  • A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".
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    Suicide

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The text at the top reads, "the homeless man watching me pull out a .357 revolver and paint the sidewalk with my own brains after he asked me for a dollar." Below the text, a picture of Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln, shows his intense, wide-eyed expression.
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  • Walter White

    Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago
  • A four-panel image using characters from the TV show *Breaking Bad* and the anime *Bleach*. In the top left, Badger Mayhew offers, "Let me headpat you". In the top right, Walter White angrily rejects him, saying, "Stfu libtard I'm fine on my own..". In the bottom left, the anime character Yoruichi Shihoin, in a cat-eared form, commands, "Meow for me while I headpat you". In the bottom right, Walter White smiles intensely and shouts, "YES YORUICHI glory to catgirlwawa!".
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    Loan

    SlothyMemes · 1 year ago
  • A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.
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  • Superpower

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image displays a social media post on a dark background with white text. The text at the top reads, "The Game: you can choose one superpower but the top reply is the consequence". Below this, a comments section from user "hamudi_katan" is visible. The first comment says "I get to choose my own consequence" and has 1,524 likes. The second comment, a reply from "hamudi_katan" to himself, says "@hamudi_katan molested by the guy in my pfp" and has 4,418 likes.
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    Podcast

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.
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  • Leader

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Google search result for Ervil LeBaron. It includes a photo of Ervil LeBaron and a description that he was the leader of a polygamous Mormon fundamentalist group who ordered killings. Overlaid on one of the photos is a picture of LeBron James with a beard, mustache, and devil horns.
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    Cast

    Silly Sonka · 2 years ago
  • The Movie

    A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).
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  • Currency

    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
  • The image features two men, Bill Gates on the left and Evelyn De Rothschild on the right, for a comparative display. Bill Gates is shown smiling, with text stating his worth is '$61 Billion Federal Reserve Notes' followed by the word 'IMPRESSIVE.' Evelyn De Rothschild is seated at a large, polished wooden table, accompanied by text claiming, 'With the exception of 3 countries, every unit of currency on this planet is an I.O.U. to my family,' followed by 'VERY IMPRESSIVE.' In the center, between the two men, there's a logo for 'Quantum Prophecies' and a 'Find us on Facebook' button, along with an illustration of the all-seeing eye pyramid symbol held by two hands. Below both figures, there is additional text: 'Before 9-11 there were reportedly seven countries without a Rothschild-Owned Central Bank: Afghanistan, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Cuba, North Korea and Iran. There's only 3 left to invade, conquer and acquire.'
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    Platypus

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
  • A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."
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  • Tucker Carlson

    Cosmo idk · 5 months ago
  • A screenshot of a satirical news article titled "Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca". The featured image shows Tucker Carlson wearing a white kufi, kneeling on a prayer rug on a stage during an event. The caption mentions Phoenix, AZ and Turning Point's AmFest 2025.
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  • Walmart

    Anonymous · 6 years ago
  • If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

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