Oh no

Oh no memes

Toaster

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Jokes

Dad

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

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    • Neighbor

    Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

    The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"

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    • Mom

    This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

    Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

    Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

    Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

    Oh no jokes