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Ding

9 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago
The image shows a text overlay that says 'me: oh you don't wanna reply for an hour? guess I'm not replying for an hour either -DING- me:'. Below this text, there is a blurry photo of a person suddenly standing up and leaning forward, with their hair flying around. There are a door and a picture frame visible in the background.
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  • Shrek

    17 views · biscuit · 1 year ago

    shrek has a potato for a nose

    An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.
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  • Victim

    19 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A meme showing a close-up image of a dog's face with wide, startled eyes. The text above reads: 'How the skinwalker looks at his victim after he screams "I'm not dying a v*rgin" and starts unzipping his pants.'
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  • Gasoline

    19 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13
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  • Relationship

    8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A cartoon image shows Katy Perry, wearing a wedding veil and green dress, and Elmo, a red muppet, standing in front of a cartoon building. The text above reads: "Katy: 'Men must learn to like a woman for her personality, not her body.' Elmo: 'Would you-' Katy: 'No, you're too short.'"
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  • Feminist

    64 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".
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  • Object

    1 view · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A blue Among Us character-shaped object with a tube of toothpaste coming out of its bottom. The text on the image says: "We are Not the same"
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  • Prank

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A hand holds a clear, translucent polymer ball over a body of water, demonstrating its near-invisibility when submerged. Below the image, a text conversation on Tumblr describes a prank idea: first, putting invisible polymer balls in a bath to scare someone, and second, escalating the idea significantly to hiding large, shaped figures in every swimming pool in America.
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  • Plan

    20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"
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  • Time

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a text message saying "for the last time you are not an orangutan fisherman!! me asf:" above a picture of an orangutan wearing a straw hat.
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  • Door

    5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"
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  • Forklift

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."
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  • Slavery

    32 views · help me please im being abused · 2 years ago
    The image is divided into two parts. The top part features a child carrying a basket of crops on their head with text overlay that states: "Slavery did not exist in Europe. Africans taught slavery to Europeans." The bottom half shows a group of people with an overlay stating: "Slavery abolished in the West, is still practiced in Africa. Migrants sold as 'slaves' in Libya. 'Selling people becoming a trend among smugglers' (IOM)." There is also a small 'EYE ON AFRICA' label in the lower right corner.
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  • Work

    8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"
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  • Crack

    12 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"
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  • Meme

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."
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  • Ohio

    4 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
    The image is a map of the USA, with Ohio highlighted in red. The map has a color-coded key describing levels of danger related to Ohio, ranging from 'You are in Ohio' (red) to 'Illusion of Safety' (grey).
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  • Meat

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.
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  • Homie

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    Two cartoon fish sit next to each other. The text on the image reads: "When your nachos are not cheesy enough, but your homie is uncircumcised."
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  • Demon

    5 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

    I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!

    A comic strip shows the interaction between two cartoon characters, Husk and Angel. Angel is flirting with Husk in the first panel, asking how the cutest demon in hell is doing. In the second panel, Husk is shown looking annoyed. The third panel shows Husk asking Angel how they are doing. The fourth panel shows Angel responding that they are fine. The fifth panel shows Angel smirking after having flirted with Husk. The last panel shows an exhausted Husk. There is the text "Minigma 2020" in the middle of the comic, and in the bottom right of the comic, there is the text "TOOL".
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