New Not Memes - Page 23 - Worst Jokes Ever

Crush

23 views · 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Mother

26 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Music

2 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

Girl

76 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Class

84 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Baptism

8 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Crap, not again

An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".

Accident

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO

The image shows a close-up view from below the chin of a person with long, curly brown hair and a plaid shirt. The camera appears to be angled upwards from below the face, and a neutral gray background fills the upper two-thirds of the frame. A tiny portion of a text in white on dark background is visible in the bottom right corner of the image with "LOVE YOURSELF!" written.

Brother

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Quarantine

5 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me during quarantine

A person is shown in two scenarios. First, text saying, "I'm not going to buy dumb things from Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored." Second, a person with a pink bonnet and a hair dryer attached to it is pictured.

Teacher

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Rip

23 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

We not from 63RD. R.I.P

A man with braided hair, wearing a blue hoodie and a baseball cap, points with both hands at the camera. He is in a dark room and there are other people around him. Text on the image says: "We not from 63RD. R.I.P"

Vaccine

7 views · IZABELLA💖💖 · 3 years ago

))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

Battery

28 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Ad

5 views · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

Mobile Game Ads 2022

An image shows a mobile game ad for Pop Game Box. The ad promises 999999999 free robux with 100% working. The text says "Result is not guaranteed.". There is a button "Installieren". Below, other game icons are displayed, including: Rider, Zombie, Tomb o, Make U, Mahion, Codver, Stickm, Stackv, Airport, Hunt & Doll Dr. Acr.

Tragedy

34 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Loss

42 views · 𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

Love

149 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Yay

The image displays the text "Love is Love" with three categories: "Not Race", "Not Age", and "Not Religion". Each category is depicted with stick figures showing different skin colors, ages (10 and 36), and religions (Christian and Jewish). Below, a close-up of the age depiction is shown and at the very bottom is an image of a fish character with a disgusted look.

Hall

21 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Love

20 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hm.

The meme shows three sets of stick figures. The first set shows a brown and a yellow person. The second set shows a pink and a blue person with a number 10 and 36 inside of them respectively. The third set shows a pink and a blue person with a cross and star of David in them, respectively. Above these images is the text "Love is Love. Not Race, Not Age, Not Religion." The bottom part of the image shows a closeup of the pink person with the number 10 and the blue person with the number 36, followed by a frame of an angry cartoon fish.

Friend

25 views · Eddie_Munson_Lover · 3 years ago

someting you should not send your blind friends

The image shows the question 'What are you looking at?' written on a rough gray surface.