News memes

NATO

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Google search result showing that the NATO reporting name for the MiG-15 is "Fagot". The text also says that the Soviets provided the MiG-15 to communist satellite nations, including North Korea.

Student

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"

A green and yellow crossing sign with a figure of an adult and child walking is displayed. A news banner reads: "CRIME STUDENT STRUCK BY VEHICLE". Above this there is text: "Student hit by car while walking to Tanana Middle School". Below is the text "I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!".

Pigeon

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A split image shows the cartoon character 'The Pigeon' from Mo Willems' children's books on the left, encircled in red. On the right is a serious-looking Donald Trump, wearing a suit and red tie. Below them is a news banner with the text: 'NEWS. TRUMP UNDER FIRE FOR ALLEGEDLY LETTING THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS.'

Podcast

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.

Pitbull

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A three-part image showing a chain of events on social media and a news website. The top section shows a tweet from Nav (@beatsbynav) on July 20, 2017, stating he has an "n-word pass" given by an all-time great. The middle section shows a reply tweet from Pitbull (@pitbull) on the same date, revoking the pass and calling Nav "Dale". The bottom section displays a news headline from Genius dated July 21, 2017, reading "NAV Says He's Done Using The N-Word In His Music". The dates are circled to emphasize the rapid sequence of events.

Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."

IShowSpeed

ligmaballs2.0 · 2 years ago

A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".

Drake

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Chat is this real??

A picture of Drake in a jacket with a circular inset image of Shaq. Text on the image reads "NEWS", "DRAKE CALLS OUT SHAQ TO A TICKLE FIGHT WITH NO CLOTHES ON" and "Betting odds are at Drake -250 & Shaq +175"

Russia

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A social media post featuring a tweet from 'Globe Eye News' account, displaying a verified badge and the handle '@GlobeEyeNews'. The tweet announces 'BREAKING: Russia announces cancer vaccine is ready for use, free for all patients.' Below the text are two side-by-side images: on the left, a portrait of Vladimir Putin; on the right, a gloved hand holding a small vial labeled 'CANCER VACCINE'. Above the tweet, additional text reads 'The World is Healing 🙏 #Free #vaccine'.

Friend

Tanner · 6 years ago

The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."

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