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αmy

i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

Anonymous

Sniffs kids

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Jadenisuseless

Out in new whip

Cahyani Ambara

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

The Banana Guy

The meme consists of four panels. Each panel shows a person with the British flag over their face. The first panel reads, "Create colonies on new continent." The second panel reads, "Tax the colonies to pay for your empire." The third and fourth panels read, "Lose to the colonies in a war."

IZABELLA💖💖

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Adolf kitler

I’m new

A white kitten with black markings on its face, a small dark patch under its nose resembling a mustache, and black patch over its left eyebrow. Text below the kitten says "Lil Adolf Kitler".

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Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

DADDY sus aka the king

my new car

A selfie of a pilot in front of an airplane window showing the sky, an ocean, and some islands in the background. The pilot wears a white uniform shirt, a striped tie, and yellow sunglasses. The post caption says "my new car".

LazyBoiiii

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

Daddy dick

Just wanna repost from my old account

A news headline states "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police." Below the text there is an image with police cars and emergency lights as well as a mugshot of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. The news source is attributed to timw_brap, and the post date is January 8, 2016.

Daddy dick

Repost from my friends account

A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

WopmuttKiller

My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.

A cartoon drawing of a chef with dark skin, a black mustache, and a white chef's hat. He has a red scarf and is making an 'OK' hand gesture. In the upper right corner, there is a blurred Italian flag.

blach66

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

killer of bears 101

The image shows a split-screen of a woman's face. On the left, her expression is a grimace, with her mouth downturned, eyes squinted, and a general look of disgust. On the right, she has a neutral look on her face, with slightly raised eyebrows and a more composed expression. Text above the left image reads "Me listening to the new release the first time". Text above the right image reads "Me listening to the new release the seventeenth time".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Happy New Year!

Michael Scott from The Office is doing the 'rock on' hand gesture with both hands. The text says: "Happy New Year!".

Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

TechPriestGotDrip

Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

Heroin Monkey

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