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Face mcshooty

A still from an anime shows a character looking shocked. The text reads, "When you meet your bro with a new girl just 50 minutes after he broke up."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "Twitter the only place where you can say 'punching new born babies is bad' and someone SOMEHOW will disagree with you."

Adolf Nigler

The meme shows two images side by side of former US president Donald Trump. The first image is labeled "My new in-ground pool" and shows Trump smiling in front of the American flag. The second image is labeled "Digging my new in-ground pool" and shows Trump with a furrowed brow, also in front of the American flag.

Heroin Monkey

A news headline reads "KSI threatens to release new music" displayed over a photo of KSI and two other men.

Heroin Monkey

A surreal image features Barack Obama offering a blue pill, set against a backdrop of drones, news logos, and matrix code.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet showing the text "twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes" followed by the word "WE AGREE" in a speech bubble over a collage of images of JD Vance.

Heroin Monkey

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

The Esteemed One

The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.

A black and white target with a red dot in the middle and four red dots on the outer ring. The image says: "The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

MATTIX

A split-screen meme. On the left, a young woman stands next to a dark blue Porsche. The text above reads, "Got a new car." On the right, a close-up of the same woman holding up a Volkswagen key.

HELLO1

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Heroin Monkey

In a shot with a wide, eye-level perspective, a man is pictured with a stern look. He is wearing a gray T-shirt and horizontally striped blue and white shorts. His left arm is held out to his side with the hand bent down while his right arm is extended to his right. In the background is a tiled floor and a light brown wooden cabinet on a wall that slopes inward from right to left. The text above the man reads: "POV: Kanye West gifting Bianca a new outfit."

MATTIX

The image shows a two-panel drawing comparing a person's plan versus reality when it comes to owning a car. The top panel, labeled "Your plan," shows a person on a bicycle moving smoothly on a straight line towards a red convertible car. The bottom panel, labeled "Reality," shows a line graph depicting different expenses and problems related to car ownership, including rust, engine problems, car parts, gas prices, the need for a new daily driver, and insurance prices.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

MATTIX

A baby is on all fours, wearing a Tesla-branded diaper. In the background, there's a box of these diapers with the words "NEW!" and "TESLA" on it. A smaller text on the diaper package reads: "25 HUMAN WASTE CONTAINMENT".

MATTIX

Fuck Teslas

The image shows a Tesla truck with oversized off-road tires. Text above the image reads "***Tesla's new truck arrives in Florida*** 30 seconds later:" Text on the side of the truck reads "Salt Life" and "FLO GROWN".

LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

Willy b

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

Lil’ bro

The image shows a dictionary entry for the word "wheedle" with its pronunciation and definition. The definition reads: "use flattery or coaxing in order to persuade someone to do something or give one something". The entry also notes that it is from the "New Oxford American Dictionary".

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