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A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

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omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

CrackedRuby_alt

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

WopmuttKiller

My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.

A cartoon drawing of a chef with dark skin, a black mustache, and a white chef's hat. He has a red scarf and is making an 'OK' hand gesture. In the upper right corner, there is a blurred Italian flag.

blach66

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

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The image shows a split-screen of a woman's face. On the left, her expression is a grimace, with her mouth downturned, eyes squinted, and a general look of disgust. On the right, she has a neutral look on her face, with slightly raised eyebrows and a more composed expression. Text above the left image reads "Me listening to the new release the first time". Text above the right image reads "Me listening to the new release the seventeenth time".

Lostin Flowers

Happy New Year!

Michael Scott from The Office is doing the 'rock on' hand gesture with both hands. The text says: "Happy New Year!".

Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Heroin Monkey

EnochTyr

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

Heroin Monkey

In a shot with a wide, eye-level perspective, a man is pictured with a stern look. He is wearing a gray T-shirt and horizontally striped blue and white shorts. His left arm is held out to his side with the hand bent down while his right arm is extended to his right. In the background is a tiled floor and a light brown wooden cabinet on a wall that slopes inward from right to left. The text above the man reads: "POV: Kanye West gifting Bianca a new outfit."

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Heroin Monkey

A photo of John F. Kennedy holding a futuristic rifle. In the background is a blue sign saying "A NEW JFK is coming". The text "John F. Revengeddy" is placed at the bottom of the image.

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hmmmmmm 🤑

The image shows a screenshot of a Google search bar where the word "children" is typed, and the "Shopping" tab is highlighted. Below the search bar is a picture of Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher, looking suspicious with the word "Hmm" written in white on the image.

AG3.0

A screenshot of a Google search result for "who committed 9/11". The result shows Kanye West, labeled as an American rapper, along with two photos of him. At the bottom of the image the text "Scott Dudelson/FilmMagic" is visible.

Ohiobootytickler

New friend new, new Website, new child porn

A person dressed as Barney the Dinosaur is hugging a child in front of a tan brick wall.

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Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

LazyBoiiii

A split image. The top part shows a Google search bar with "shrek" typed in, and the "shopping" tab circled in red. Below that, a distorted image of a man says: "I'll take your entire stock."

Anonymous

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

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