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Freddy Fazbear

12 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

freddy fazbear vhs tapes are queer

Friend

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

Me tryin to get away from a conversation with my best friend

A cartoonish, pink-toned character with large eyes displaying hearts in them. The text "Adios" is overlaid at the top and bottom of the image.

Valentine Day

2 views · Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

How a regular Valentines day goes:

A drawing shows a tall character with a gray color palette wearing a winter hat and jacket, holding a pink box of chocolate. Speech bubbles near the character say, "hope she'll like it" and "chocolate". Next to this character is another, smaller character with pink hair whose speech bubble says, "Happy white Valentine!!" and "waht! up vuv?" There are some decorative pink hearts and squiggles around the image.

Hall

17 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Online

T H A N A · 3 years ago

Me rn tryna see whos actually online

A cat with glasses and a bow tie sits in front of a laptop.

Kinda

8 views · Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

this kinda

A black background with stylized red flames at the bottom and dark figures in the middle.

Devil

𐋅𐌀𐌕𐌓𐌄𐌃 · 3 years ago

this?

A red devil with glowing yellow eyes and binary code for teeth.

Depresso

1 view · 𐋅𐌀𐌕𐌓𐌄𐌃 · 3 years ago

depresso, is this what you saw?

A close up shot of a face with red eyes, lit in red light and shown in a circular frame, like a fish-eye effect.

Hair

9 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

ISSAC TIBBITS if u know him then u know him

The image shows a meme with a photo of Donald Trump. Above his head is the text 'WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH PERFECT HAIR' and below 'AND WAKE UP LIKE THIS'. Donald Trump's hair is messy.

Wake

12 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

when i wake Krista up

The image shows a close-up of Gollum's face with his mouth slightly open and wide eyes. The text above his head reads, "YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP."

Lightning

15 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

Spider

6 views · Im not sure · 3 years ago

No thank you!

A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Nap

9 views · Im not sure · 3 years ago

My sister every morning

An image of a painting of a baby with a confused expression. The text overlaid on the image reads "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on."

Mom

11 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Dad

8 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a dad

Close-up of the character Megamind with a sad facial expression and the text "No Dad?" on top.

Time

8 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

talking to that one friend

A photo of a smiling blonde woman with a text overlay. The text reads "TRY TO TELL JOKES. MESSES THEM UP HORRIBLE EVERY TIME".

School

2,288 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

that one person name Jake in your school be like

An image from Spongebob Squarepants showing Spongebob standing next to a grumpy Patrick, with the text "WHY U MAD PATRICK? CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE"

Funeral

4 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

giving people karma

A young boy with a mischievous smile and blond hair is wearing a green sweater. The text overlay says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Boyfriend

5 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Work

6 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

at school be like

A young boy with a concerned look on his face. The text overlay reads: "WHEN YOU THINK YOU BEEN WORKING FOR 4 HOURS AND IT'S ONLY BEEN 17 MINUTES."