New Memes - Page 302 - Worst Jokes Ever

Me and my friend 2 hours ago

A two-panel image showing the close-up of a cow and a pig looking into the camera. The text above them says, "When the FaceTime connects."

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

With my cancer friend

Two young boys stand on either side of a skeleton figure. All three figures are posed looking at the camera.

found these in my school

Three decorative birdcages are hanging from chains. Two white birds are sitting in two of the cages.

OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO

The image shows a close-up view from below the chin of a person with long, curly brown hair and a plaid shirt. The camera appears to be angled upwards from below the face, and a neutral gray background fills the upper two-thirds of the frame. A tiny portion of a text in white on dark background is visible in the bottom right corner of the image with "LOVE YOURSELF!" written.

NEW NUCHUCKS

Two men are wearing nun costumes. They have white bibs and black habits. One of them has a small piece of paper attached to his chest that says "Chuck". The other has one as well, that says "Chuck". Above them it says, "A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS".

Me on Monday

A three-panel image from the TV show Friends. The first panel shows Joey sitting in a chair saying, "It's been a tough year." The second panel shows Phoebe with the caption, "It's the first week of January." The third panel shows Joey looking at Phoebe with the caption, "Your point?"

me and my Bestie in school

Two young women taking a mirror selfie. One holds a phone and the other makes a hand gesture. Both wear sunglasses.

THIS IS ME

A person wearing a dark hoodie and a ring with a butterfly is covering their face. The text "THIS IS ME" is not visible in the image. The person's eyes are covered with a black line.

MY BABYS

Four dogs are lounging on a grey couch. Three are lying down, and one is sitting upright.

HERE ARE MY DOGS

A photo of five dogs lounging on a gray couch. Four are laying down, seemingly asleep. The last one is sitting up, looking at the camera. The dogs are various breeds. The text of the image is: HERE ARE MY DOGS.

Nunchucks!

Two nuns are used as handles of a nunchuck. The two nuns are connected by the chain.

Full body reveal (I just relized how much my camera sucks 😬)

A person is standing in the middle of a room. The person is wearing glasses, a gray t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. The person is looking to the left. The person has their hands in their pockets. The background shows the living room.

I DYED MY HAIR IN THIS PIC

A person with medium-length brown hair is taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with white walls and a gray tiled floor. They are wearing a dark jacket or coat and are holding a phone in their right hand. The person's face is partially covered by their phone.

ME AND MY SISTER IM ONE IN GLASSES

Two young women, likely sisters, are taking a selfie. Both are making a kissing face. The woman on the right wears sunglasses and a white beanie.

THIS IS ME IM IN SCHOOL

A person is taking a mirror selfie in a school bathroom. The person is wearing dark clothes.

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Hunter Biden after hitting a blunt caught in 4K

The image shows a vintage portrait of a creepy clown with red hair, face paint, and an open mouth.

Bluey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person smiles widely with text that says "Everything is going really well and you feel great about your life's trajectory." In the second panel, the same person looks distressed with text that says "The holidays brought difficult questions from family and now you're overthinking everything." In the third panel, a scene from the cartoon "Bluey" is shown with the same person smiling again.

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.