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Cheesecake

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Weed

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.

Boyfriend

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A blue wire cage with colorful plastic tunnels and accessories, against a white background. Text overlay reads "if i had a boyfriend i'd put him in here."

Shotgun

25 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

Backflip

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A person is doing backflips on a trampoline in a backyard as a Jehovah's Witness watches.

Backflip

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."

Voice

72 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Word

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A tabby cat sits patiently with text above it that reads, "Raise your words not your voice for it is rain that grows flowers not thunder."

History

157 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A timeline showing important events. The timeline begins 'Long ago' on the left and ends with '2025' on the right. Events include: the wheel, a picture of basketball player LeBron James labeled 'the bron', an air fryer, fire, and femboys.

Toast

24 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Monster

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A monster with sharp teeth and tentacles is shown with the text "cock reveal" overlaid.

Croc

28 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Location

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A picture of the solar system with an arrow pointing to planet Earth. The text reads: "GET DOXXED LOSER. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW."

Argument

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A pink and purple image with obscured text that says "I'm not arguing with a twink. Bend over."

Fire

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Boyfriend

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image is a meme with two contrasting panels. The first panel shows a cartoonish yellow face with thick glasses, accompanied by the text, "Why do yuo lift? I lift because I'm a radpilled Christian schizo lifter and I want to be just like Travis from Taxi Driver." The second panel features a black and white image of a muscular man, known as "Chad", with the text, "So I can carry my Twink boyfriend everywhere."

Stare

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows a split panel. The top panel contains the phrases "Stop looking at me like that" and "Stop fucking staring at me." The bottom panel is split between an anime character with tears streaming down their face and a white cat staring intensely at the viewer.

Dog

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The Grim Reaper sitting in a dark place. Text: When a dog lick its own balls in public it's "funny," but when I...

Fan

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A still from a video shows the text "Harry Potter fans arguing which muggle horcruxed the dumblecunt or some stupid fucking shit."

Child

26 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."